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Disney Channel

An evil multibillion dollar corporation that used to be awesome but sold its soul to the devil and now makes terrible tv shows and movies. Only watched by fags and 12 year old girls, they make movies that suck so bad, and are always about a 16 year old whore who wants to be prom queen or high school musicals. I pray for the destruction of this channel, its killing mankind.
Walt Disney would be so embarrased to see the Disney Channel.
by Mr. Zimpy December 20, 2009
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disney

A media company that used to make everyone's favorite animated movies. As of recently they're more into mass producing music careers for about six million teenage girls with no talent.
Did you see Miley Cyrus at the new years show? She sounded fuckawful! How in the world could Disney have found her talented?
by woll smoth March 10, 2008
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Disney Channel

Just another cable channel that went from good to lowest common denominator.
If the cable company keeps putting on crap like the Disney Channel they will have to start paying me to subscribe.
by benth August 1, 2008
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Disney Channel

a factory that takes regular children and turns them into everything you dont want your child to be.

some of their creations

miley cyrus
jonas brothes
britney spears
zac effron
vannesa hutchens
disney channel = drug addicts, pole dancers, whores, sex addicts, rapists, child molestors, hookers, dick suckers, pimps, sluts, hoe bags
by heyy82 March 13, 2010
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Disneyworldology

The Church of Disneyworldology worships Disney World in Orlando, Florida which was made by the Creator.

Tenants:
1. The whole world originated with Disney World, and The Creator created Disney World to put his will on Earth.
2. His will is to uphold innocence and goodness and all that is right.
3. Four* times daily Disneyworldologists must face Disney World and pray to it. They must also make a pilgrimage at some point in their lives (the more the better of course) to Disney World. They also often visit the other holy sites of Disneyworldology at some point.
4. The Creator will rise again and return to restore Disney World to its original intentions, first changing the Stitch ride back to Alien Encounter and secondly removing Johnny Depp from the Pirates of the Caribbean ride.
5. One should study the Holy Text of Disneyworldology, the Unofficial Guide to Walt Disney World so that they can become closer and have a better understanding of the Creator.

*4 is the number of parks in Disney World, a very important number in the Church of Disneyworldology.

Myths:
1. Things existed before Disney World. Really that is an illusion that the Creator made to separate the believer from the non-believer.
2. Disney Land came before Disney World. Actually, it is just a holy site that was created by the Creator, but like all things originated in Disney World.
3. The countries in the Epcot World Showcase may seem like they are based on other countries, but in actuality the other countries were created in the image of Epcot.
According to Disneyworldology, there is only one World and Mickey is its prophet.
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Disney Channel

A tv channel that is supposed to be about kids "just like us". Ok.....so they want us to be secret pop stars, who sing songs about how its ok to make mistakes. sure. thats a load of crap. They also want us to have names that rhyme with states. i.e. Hannah Montana (also can be mis-spelled "bitch", it's a common mistake)
Girl #1: Hey! I'm gonna change my name to Fucky Kuntucky!
Girl #2: WTF?! Why?
Girl #1: 'Cause Hannah Montana on disney channel did it!
Girl #2: You are a turd.
Girl #1 (singing badly): Everybody makes mistakes! Everybody has those day! You know, what I'm talkin bout, everybody gets that way! YEEEEEHHHHAAAWWWW!!!!!
by Professersnuggles January 5, 2010
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disney Channel

A channel found on most cable and satellite TV packages.. It used to be a channel that had family-oriented, genuinely enjoyable TV shows, but now it's just a hugely regrettable mistake..
"Dude, please change the channel. This show is like something you'd find on the Disney Channel."
by BubblynotBuble January 31, 2010
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