Dimmass

Someone who is slightly smarter than a dumbass but still can't put it together.

Dude, don't be such a dimmass.

by Adam Sexton February 21, 2008

dumass

stupid person.
also Alexander Dumas from the Shawshank Redemption. When the redneck mispronounces the authorof the Man in the Iron Mask and Tim Robbins'character sets him straight.

Shut up Monsieur Dum-ass!

by doggbutt September 24, 2003

Disasster

noun

(Other wise known as a catASStrophe or a bummer)
- A non-specific ass- related tragedy,

such as but not limited to;

1. When you find out she's not into anal.
2. When her fine ass turns out to be the work of her fake ass panties.
3. When you hear her fart and it sounds the plug was pulled out of a bathtub.

4. When you realise the fine ass you were checking out, is a man's.

5. When her ass is HUGE... and so is her Brown eye.

6. Her ass and her vagina are the same hole.
7. When he shits himself trying to force fart.

Etc.

Daniel sneezed and then farted. Jenny thought she had heard a clown with hayfever who'd dropped a balloon so air was spluttering out... "that's weird"; she thought, "we're not at the circus" and then the smell hit her and she realised the disasster...as Daniel waddled off she realised he'd shat himself again.

by rapunzabel June 10, 2017

DUMass

The University of Massachusetts in Dartmouth.

Person 1: I graduated from DUMass.

Person 2: That seems appropriate.

by Abbietimesamillion September 13, 2006

Dumassify

To put into layman's terms; explain further into greater detail- normally to someone who should get it, but does not.

"You don't understand? Let me dumassify if for you..."

by Lucky Luddy December 27, 2011

dumass

short for dumb ass

that chick is a dumass

by hehe June 9, 2003

dipassshitfuck

a total vagina sniffer

omg that brosef is a total dipassshitfuck

by dick eckler July 3, 2008