Pull a Dickie

To say you are going to do something / go somewhere and eventually never show off. Lame excuses are used when "pulling a Dickie" such as checking the email, having to meet the wife or being a total douche.

A couple of friends are walking to see a third one when suddenly one of them starts walking the wrong way.

-"Hey, what are you doing! Weren't you supposed to come with me?"

-"Mhhh...sorry but my wife hits me if I don't get home before 7PM."

-"What a douche! Don't try to pull a Dickie on me."

by Yona_London March 10, 2009

Dickiedoo

The stomach on a man that so big it sticks out further than his erect penis

how can he pee with that big ass dickiedoo

by Toi October 27, 2006

dickdog

When you stretch and wrap your ball-sack all the way to the tip of your schlong, hence giving the appearance of a hot dog bun... Typically meant for well-endowed individuals

I fed my girlfreind some dickdog last nite, my balls feel sore now

by Colorao October 16, 2006

Getting dicked

When one receives the male fallace in a sexual manner.

Group of Fuck Boys are on a night out after a Cheeky Nando's, and they see a fine piece of meat in the club.

Fuck Boy #1: 'I'd destroy that lesser female!'
Fuck Boy #2: 'She's getting dicked tonight!'

by BinLadz May 27, 2015

dickin around

The act of wasting time or doing a purposeless act.

Person #1: Man I just failed my exam!
Person #2: Why? the teacher gave us the answers to the test to memorize
Person #1: I was way too busy dickin around on facebook until 4 AM to learn them.

by Crystal K August 24, 2008

double dickin

mean 2 guys fuck the same girl at the same time and if shes lucky in the same hole

i just got double dicked in my anus it was painful but im a whore so double dickin is awsome!

by dub ill dick er August 14, 2009

Dickdadouche

A word meant to replace the common insults of dick or douche.

John McCleary is a dickdadouche

by Hillary4prezz2016 May 19, 2010