by chiefb August 19, 2006
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A very serious medical diagnosis, in which a human being of the male sex, expresses himself in an extremely offensive, obnoxious, and dickfaced manner.
-Some symptoms of Dickface Syndrome are as follows:
-Saying your jeans make you look fat, even when not asked.
-Openly hitting on your friends when you are next to him.
-Obviously considering himself too sexy for his shirt. and you.
-Liking making you feel like a piece of dog shit. A lot.
-Blowing you off when you have plans and not caring.
-Possibly wearing clothes way to big for him, because he thinks he's sexy. Even if he's not
Avoid men who have Dickface Syndrom at ALL COST.
A very serious medical diagnosis, in which a human being of the male sex, expresses himself in an extremely offensive, obnoxious, and dickfaced manner.
-Some symptoms of Dickface Syndrome are as follows:
-Saying your jeans make you look fat, even when not asked.
-Openly hitting on your friends when you are next to him.
-Obviously considering himself too sexy for his shirt. and you.
-Liking making you feel like a piece of dog shit. A lot.
-Blowing you off when you have plans and not caring.
-Possibly wearing clothes way to big for him, because he thinks he's sexy. Even if he's not
Avoid men who have Dickface Syndrom at ALL COST.
Trish: My boyfriend just blew me off to hang out with Bitchyslutfacewhore!
Sally: This is the second time this week. He obviously has Dickface Syndrome. He's not even cute. And his clothes are way to big for him. You should dump him.
Sally: This is the second time this week. He obviously has Dickface Syndrome. He's not even cute. And his clothes are way to big for him. You should dump him.
by WordInvtentor August 17, 2011
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Touching another man's penis with your penis. Preferably, in a 3-some type situation. Crossing the streams.
by dirtyk January 9, 2008
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Get the Dickage mug.To draw humorous/obscene designs on the face of an unconscious individual, usually one who has overindulged in recreational substances.
John drank way too much last Thursday, and we dickfaced him with a laundry pen. It still says "Free Mustache Rides" on his forehead.
by Will January 13, 2004
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1. One woman's ability to use her assets and good looks to attract any male she wants without saying a word, but by dressing in very revealing clothing. (see Slut)
2. A homosexual male that has both straight and gay males extremely attracted to him.
1. One woman's ability to use her assets and good looks to attract any male she wants without saying a word, but by dressing in very revealing clothing. (see Slut)
2. A homosexual male that has both straight and gay males extremely attracted to him.
1. Her tits and ass are hanging out so much I don't know why she wears anything, but I'd still take a piece of that any day, what a dickmagnet!
2. Look at him he's so gay but so good looking not only do the gay men want him, but the straight men do to! Such a dickmagnet!
2. Look at him he's so gay but so good looking not only do the gay men want him, but the straight men do to! Such a dickmagnet!
by jamiethompsonca March 18, 2010
Get the Dickmagnet mug.usually used as a light insult, toward solely friends, as it is not really insulting at all; a jerk; sometimes used in place of idiot;
jim: bob, i've got a confession to make.
bob: yea, jim?
jim: i fucked your mother.
bob: you dickbag!
bob: yea, jim?
jim: i fucked your mother.
bob: you dickbag!
by sir nathaniel September 25, 2008
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