Dickweed

An insult aimed towards the male population which combines the two terms 'dick' and 'weed' to say that he is both as mean as a dick and as annoying as a weed.

John: God, he's such a dickweed!
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Alec: I fucking hated you bitch!
Stephanie: And I hated fucking you dickweed!

by 1-800-did-i-ask November 14, 2016

Dickweed

Someone who is a very ignorant guy who always tries to be mean to get what they want

He is being such a dickweed right now

by Succ my dicc October 14, 2017

dickbreath

Common nickname for Dick Cheney. Can also be anyone who has bad breath and/or behaves like a complete douche-bag.

Dickbreath lied again to Congress.

by J Snow February 5, 2010

Dickbean

The state of being a complete dumbass while also achieving the status of dickhead.

Yeah, especially after he called his dead mother a bitch...fuckin' dickbean.

by alexanderthegreatest June 18, 2011

dickfeed

Just like breastfeeding but replace the breasts with your dick and an infant with a hot chick.

Hipster 1: Yo man that chick from last night was sooo hot, did you dickfeed her?
Hipster 2: No man, the date rape was wearing off and I had to get out of there.

by Hipster Doofus. October 3, 2008

dickberry

dried cum hangin off your pubes

or your little brother

your mom was jerkin me off last night and i shot my load into the air and it landed on my pubes and she said "IT LOOKS LIKE A DICKBERRY"

by poonlover August 6, 2009

dickleech

1. A more juvenile synonym for kissup, suckup, brown-noser, etc.

2. A more juvenile--but less vulgar--synonym for slut, whore, skank, etc.

3. A person who is experienced with giving BJs. Alternatively, a person who has a BJ fetish.

1. Danny is always hanging on Ty like a dickleech. Can't he see that Ty is just using him?

2. Jessica has dated the entire football team; she's such a dickleech.

3. Make sure you call up Corina when you need a BJ. She's a real dickleech, man!

by B. Keene August 11, 2009