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Getting Diagonal

When you have the whole bed to yourself and you take full advantage.
"Robs working all nite, looks like I'm getting diagonal!"
by teejones February 5, 2010
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dingo fucker

Look at that stupid dingo fucker with his outback hat.
by Draque December 6, 2004
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college diagnosis

A fake type of “diagnosis” a college student would prescribe oneself when they are sick and don’t have a formal medication note from a doctor to get a prescription drug.

Commonly used college diagnosis’s are:

Smoking weedsignificantly lessens your feeling of the symptoms of a cold or other illness.

Alcoholic lemonade – alcohol is a depressant which also lessons your feeling of certain symptoms of an illness while incorporating vitamin C to boost your immune system.
"I really feel like shit, I have a cold and it won't go away."

"Why don't you give yourself a college diagnosis?"
by CaelCryos1 March 2, 2009
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django'd

(duh-jang-ohd) noun
To get django'd means that while you are hooking up with someone, your roomate is in the same room or bed, and is pretending to be asleep in order to not make things awkward. Usually you don't know you are getting django'd unless your roomate says something to you the next day.
"man, i was awake the entire time. you even touched my arm. I django'd you hard."
"My roomate django'd me last night while i was fucking my girlfriend"
by propane1 September 23, 2011
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self-diagnosed

A term used by whiny teenagers on tumblr who have no mental illnesses but for some unknown reason wish they did.
Tumblr User: "I've been self-diagnosed with depression, anxiety, schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, PTSD, and stage-4 fanfiction addiction."

Friend: "Have you confirmed this with a psychiatrist?"

Tumblr User: "No, doctors freak me out."
by RSiegfried October 18, 2015
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dingo ugly

post two bagger

dingo ugly is:
when you wake up in the morning, with a hideous woman lying on your arm, who is so hideous, that you have to gnaw your arm off to escape (just like a dingo caught in a trap)
a - "where's your arm dude?"
b - "I got wasted and woke up with this dingo ugly chick on it"
a - "ahh man.... you did the right thing" *pats on stump*
by Flinchey September 2, 2006
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Self-diagnosing

A person with no life who finds different mental illnesses to look 'quirkier', or to excuse their rude behaviour. Guess what, Stacy, you do not have OCD because you like to put your pencils in a rainbow pattern!!! You also don't have ADHD because you have a sad amount of fidget toys!!!!!
person: Why aren't you paying attention? I literally just told you my cat died.

Quirky Crackhead Stacy: Oh, you didn't know? I took a buzzfeed quiz and i'm Self-diagnosing myself with adhd, deppression, did, and anxiety so stfu
by imafrog September 30, 2021
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