default crush

The guy/ girl you crush on when there isn't anybody else available.

No fitties out tonight, looks like I'm default crushing on Alan to get a hook up

by loulou261991 December 3, 2013

stinky stinky default

has a bad outfit or shoes

bro look at that stinky stinky default over there

by i raped 6ix9ine March 11, 2020

best friend by default

When one has only one friend and must rank them as their best friend due to the fact that there are no runners up.

Person 1: Hey man who is your best friend?
Person 2: Bob; he's my best friend by default.

by Keael February 27, 2006

Default Settings

A word used by homophobes to imply that being straight is the default of what people should be, the opposite being "custom" which implies that being gay is a choice. Found mostly on TikTok in response to LGBTQ+ related content.

Queer person: "I-"
Comments: "Got them default settings on. Proud to be normal. DEFAULT > CUSTOM. #TRUMP2020. Heaven gang. #ALM.

by Nerd_simulator September 2, 2020

Default Abs

A six pack that one has because they have absolutely no body fat that would conceal a lack of muscle.

Girl: Wow, that guy's got some great abs! Look at that six pack. Do you work out?
Guy: Nope, these are default abs, baby.

by Tentacle head November 30, 2010

defaculate

The act of defacating and ejaculating at the same time

Dude, I totally defaculated over Julie last night
I defaculate in my sleep

by Theonerealcaptaincrunch October 4, 2013

dhevan

dhevan is the type of girl you can count on, she’s the baddest bitch and envied by every girl. every boy wants her but not everyone can get her. she’s the most amazing bitch and one in a million

“omg that girl is so pretty” yeah she’s a dhevan

by queenshitperiod November 19, 2020