The feeling when you can’t tell if you’re drunk or high anymore.
Yo man, was watching Monday Night Football and I can't remember where I put my piss jar. I'm so Dextered.
by Bbwayne December 3, 2012
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one who sends dirty text messages.
Wow that girl is a dexter.
by Mikey Massas October 31, 2007
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A very talented man, with a very unique taste in music. Typically you'll find him at Walmart stalking the shelves

He is 6' brown hair brown eyes, funny, fun to be around, very attractive,
by Memziers May 31, 2016
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One who is texting while drinking. A drunken texter.
I have totally ruined our friendship, sorry that I'm such a Dexter!
by ookoy February 22, 2011
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Dexter is such a hoe and he always calls people slags
Jesus Dexter is such a prick
by Dexterisahoe December 30, 2019
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The flyest jitt you ever knew
JWJ: the school i go to. They love Dexter
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