deutsche bahn

Deutsche Bahn is the official german government owned train company, that always come late.

Why where you late?
Blame Deutsche Bahn

by the defenition master June 18, 2017

Deus Ex'd

Much like Candlejack, the mere mention of Deus Ex will cause at least one person to re-install and play through this godly game. The victims of this action have been "Deus Ex'd."

Gamer 1: Man. This game is awesome. . . like, Deus Ex awesome.

Gamer 2: Fuck you guy, now I have to play Deus Ex again.

Gamer 3: Ha ha, you've been Deus Ex'd.

by Acid Laced PenguiN September 10, 2009

Dubsessed

A person is obsessed with dubstep. Symptoms include uncontrollable stomping to dubstep, listening to dubstep with the volume on max all the time, an uncontrollable urge to "womp" (making a noise that is trying to recreate the deep oscillating lows of dubstep music)

(pronounce it like obsessed)

hey man, you really need to get help, your ears are bleeding. You are definitely dubsessed

by DrayNorton December 27, 2010

shema deutsch

a person whom people view as a God of Germany because of their obsession with the German language and culture.

oh my God,Mary is such a shema Deutsch.

by by:Shema Deutsch's worshipper October 9, 2018

Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn

Sprich deutsch du Hurensohn is a common sentence used by german people when someone doesnt speak german to them, it means „Speak german you son of a bitch“

Person 1: *explains something*
Person 2 (German): Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn
Person 1: i dont speak german sorry
Person 2: Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn

by PeterGriffin69420 July 12, 2021

deus ex slot machina

A literary device used primarily in film in which the protagonists' seemingly impossible dilemma is solved through an unexpected and improbable gambling windfall, such as winning the jackpot.

Moviegoer 1: Couldn't they have thought of a better way for them to pay him back than just winning $80,000 in blackjack?

Moviegoer 2: Yeah, the writers pulled a total deus ex slot machina...

by atds June 20, 2009

Deutschbag

(pronounced doysh-bag) An insult used AGAINST German people. The word is derived from the german word for german, Deutsch, and the english insult Douchebag, and is used in the same sense as douchebag, but exclusively to Germans.

Steve: What Do you think of the new kid?
Bob: oh you mean that German kid with the ego?
Steve: Yeah, him.
Bob: Oh, Total Deutschbag.

by Jesus Was Emo. August 22, 2007