During a multiple partner sexual scenario, if one female is not on birth control and another is, the designated cum dumpster is the one who gets the ejaculatory fluids.
Yeah man, in that three-some last night I was tagging Ashley almost the whole time but she wasn't on the pill, but Tina was the designated cum dumpster . I had to drop my load in her. Dear God, I hope she doesn't miss a dose. That'd be one ugly fucking baby.
by righteousavenger March 5, 2011
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Ok, I have to stop and Johnson Hall...then Peterson Hall...then we'll get to your room.
Ok, I have to stop and Johnson Hall...then Peterson Hall...then we'll get to your room.
by Uncleruck April 26, 2008
Get the Designated Walker mug.The poor sob who gets to keep you company while you're DD-ing for people. Ideally, a hot girl who you can laugh at the drunks with.
by Jbizzle760 November 12, 2009
Get the designated driving companion mug.The person who is designated, at the beginning of a crazy night, to be the one who attends church the next morning in order to drop off everyone's money envelope.
Betty: I can't get too hammered tonight, gotta go to 8 AM mass tomorrow to represent the family and drop off that damn envelope.
Sue: Chill Betty, Sally's got you covered. Didn't you hear she's the Designated Catholic tomorrow?
Betty: Sweet! Gonna give her my envelope right now!
Sue: Hell yeah! While you do that I'll make us some more shots:)
Sue: Chill Betty, Sally's got you covered. Didn't you hear she's the Designated Catholic tomorrow?
Betty: Sweet! Gonna give her my envelope right now!
Sue: Hell yeah! While you do that I'll make us some more shots:)
by suziewar September 22, 2011
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1) Going to get plastered?
2) Nah man. Not trying to get hangovers Besides if i go out i have to watch out for the girl ill be with, theres some creeps here
1) Designated walker?
2) Designated anti creeper?
1) Designated walker - defender from the designated stalker. ©2011
2) Nah man. Not trying to get hangovers Besides if i go out i have to watch out for the girl ill be with, theres some creeps here
1) Designated walker?
2) Designated anti creeper?
1) Designated walker - defender from the designated stalker. ©2011
by EnragedHavoc October 10, 2011
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Get the designated hoe mug.A lazy way in which Teachers are indulging bullying to maintain "discipline" . A designated punching bag is a student on whom the Teachers are counting to always be the ones bullies will target to pass their "hormonal" energy while leaving teachers favorite students alone. That becomes the "natural order" and routine for teachers. If the Designated punching bag get fed up and fight back...or only wants to save his/her neck, he/she breaks the teacher's routine and natural order therefore HE/SHE is committing an infraction in the eyes of those teachers.
Student A was stolen, beaten up etc... One day he had enough and fought back. But since for teachers he is the school's designated punching bag, he was expulsed because HE and ONLY HE (not the bullies) has to learn how to behave in Society!
by Blcak catBChat nMJ July 21, 2020
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