Deringer Scale

As stated by comedian and TV show host Zane Lamprey on a scale of 1 to 10 of how likely you were to masturbate as a measure of how you are feeling at a given time.

Sick with the flu I told the doctor on the Deringer Scale I was a 4.

by Tw1g December 6, 2010

derpiness

'derpiness' - noun.

The act of being stupid / silly but generally in an inoffensive way.

Sorry for my derpiness. I wasn't thinking properly!

His derpiness is off the chain today.

Your derpiness is making me laugh.

by squigglers January 12, 2016

the dearing

A name that one calls himself when he's feeling cool at hell. When you feel jiggy about yourself.

Damn son, I feel like the dearing tonight!!!

by dizzle pizzle April 14, 2007

deprive

prevent (a person or place) from having or using something.

Take back something.

the city was deprived of its water supplies

by Zaidi July 11, 2015

Dearing

a bad ass bitch

a: what’s the new girls name?
b: I think she said “Dearing.”
a: that means she’s a bad ass bitch

by jumping penguin da August 31, 2020

alba-deprived

when you constantly miss alba and feel that spending one more day without her might be fatal for you

i havent seen her for a few hours and im already feeling alba-deprived

by flowerbromance January 1, 2022

Music Player Deprivation Disorder

Can be shortened to MPD disorder or MPDD. It is when a person has a song stuck in their head when he/she does not have a device that can play music or is not allowed to use a music player. Symptoms including a change in opinion whether or not they like the song, tapping of the toes or fingers (or other body part), unexplainable rage or confusion, fatigue and even impatience. The only known cures for people suffering from this temporary state are: preoccupying oneself, thinking about another song or playing different music.

1.Guy: Crap, I've got a song in my head... wait, where's my iPod? It's never there when I'm suffering from Music Player Deprivation Disorder!

2. Girl: No! I've got "Bad Romance" stuck in my head.

Guy: Sounds like a bad case of MPDD. Wanna borrow my iPod?

Girl: Can't. We're taking a test next period, and we can't use our iPods.

by Geoffrey_The_Giraffe June 7, 2010