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credit card denied

When you go to purchase something with a credit card, and you're notified that it's not going through. Usually due to an expired card or you're over the limit.
Waitress: "Sorry sir. Credit card denied."

Diner: "Oh, crap."
by yes juanito yes October 17, 2014
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Tied and Denied

When a girl ties you up and turns you on, but denies you from reaching orgasm.
She tied my wrists behind the back of the chair and tied my ankles to each front leg of the chair. She looked stunningly beautiful in her black nightgown. I was completely naked and my fully erect cock was throbbing in anticipation of what she would do next.

She leaned over and kissed me on the lips. She reached down with her hand and smiled as she began slowly stroking my cock while her face was inches from mine. She quickened her pace, stroking me rapidly. I was so close to cumming! But then, she suddenly stopped. She stood up straight, shook her head, wagged her finger at me, laughed, turned around, and walked out the bedroom door. She had left me tied and denied.
by GirlsTyingUpGuys March 7, 2022
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Denielle

A girl who is the most beautiful in the entire universe. She mostly worries about her popularity. Denielle is strong, loving, funny, and full of heart. Once you lay your eyes on her, you will know to never let her go. She also has a big butt.
Guy 1- do you see that beautiful girl dancing by lilly.

Guy 2- yeah, her name is denielle
by #the💯 January 17, 2017
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Denver Spud

Tying a rubber band around your balls and then getting a hand job, sometimes paired with autoerotic asphyxiation.
"She didn't have any hair ties when I asked her for a Denver spud, so I had to settle for a bj."
by wet_duck August 20, 2013
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Denver DP

When you play against a QB and a WR from the Denver Broncos in two different fantasy football leagues and they both score a shit ton of points against you.
Ginger Kid: Hey Boccio, I heard JT gave you a Denver DP this week.

Kris: Yeah, it sucked big time.

Ginger Kid: Oh well, at least you don't Charlie Chi's team.

Kris: True that.
by Wantomas September 6, 2013
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Toliet Denver

How some people might speak, write, or type the name of the musician, "John Denver".

I mean think about it. A john is another word for a toliet.
Hey, didjya hear that Toliet Denver was on the radio this morning? Something about him putting cake on the griddle instead of in the oven and something about playing a violin.
by Telephony June 29, 2015
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Denver Nugget

A salacious prank intended in the same spirit as an Upper Decker in which the perpetrator uses the restroom and proceeds to wipe himself with a nearby washcloth or decorative towel in attemps to clog the toilet and leave a messy surprise for the owner.

The smaller the number of suspects at the time the Denver Nugget is done results in more props for the perpetrator. I.E. You will get more credit if you pull off a Denver Nugget in a house full of 3 people than a house full of 20 people

Props are also given if the object used to clog the toilet holds a sentimental value for the owner
"Dude, what's wrong with you?"
"Last night, someone clogged my toilet, and when I finally unclogged it, I realized it was the special towels that my grandma knitted for me when I was born!"
"Dude! Someone gave you a Denver Nugget!"
"The worst part is I was confused as to why someone would do this and whether or not I should wash the towels, or just trash them!"
"Dude, that's the point..."
by Admiral_Snackbar August 14, 2009
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