Weed Dementia

Whenever someone is under the influence of weed and forgets what he/she was going to do

He’s suffering from weed dementia, thats why he always forgets what he has to do while he smokes weed

by DictionaryWizzard October 16, 2021

Dementia Dick

(noun) the amnesia-like phenomenon of not knowing the name of the person currently performing sexual acts on your penis due to (1) dimentia, (2) a general tendency toward slutty behavior or (3) a combination of (1) and (2).

Usage 1: As Gene, who resided in an upscale assisted living facility, entered his 90s, he was unable to recall the names or faces of his visiting children or his sexual partners. As a result, during his frequent sexual conquests just outside the shared dining facility, he would forget the names of the people providing fellatiatic services, or even why they were there. He was suffering from dementia dick.

Usage 2: I invited a guy from a dating app to come to my house. Now he’s riding on my cock but I can’t recall his name. I have dementia dick.

by ChocoFacial69 December 28, 2018

Abstentia Dementia

The description of a man's state of mind when sex in a relationship dies off. The word abstentia comes from abstinence and absentia. You'll often see him gazing off into space, drinking more than usual and in some cases, weeping like a baby.

"Dude, is everything alright? You look lost!"

"Sorry, it's just my abstentia dementia acting up again..."

by xcryptic August 18, 2016

Dick Dementia

The state of being in which a woman has gotten such good sex from a man that she has contracted short term mental deficiency.

Marcy got dicked down so hard last night that she has dick dementia. She lost her car keys and nearly choked on her own gum.

by chairfacechampion January 7, 2016

fb dementia

fb dementia~the psychological effects one suffers from trying to use facebook through it's quirks, bugs and other annoying F*ups..symptoms include ~ frustration, inability to communicate with fb friends, can trigger anger and urge to throw computer through your window...can lead to severe withdrawl from communication with fb world...if you are experiencing any symptoms please repost so others know...

Wow what happened to Charlotte no one has heard from her in days?.... Oh she is suffering from fb dementia trying to chat when fb is f'd up!

by dugagirl Charlize April 7, 2011

Societal Dementia

When a society forgets the lessons from the past and becomes increasingly erratic, confused, and sometimes, aggressive and violent.

Example: Now.

"America is experiencing societal dementia."

by áutechre June 20, 2018

Gamer Dementia

(Noun) - A mental state brought on by constant indulgence in Video Games consisting of forgetfulness, forgetfulness, and forgetfulness. The condition could also worsen with continued exposure to Video Games resulting in forgetfulness and a consistent brain fog.

Person 1: "Hey do you remember-"
Person 2: "When you got a collat on Bind? Yes I do."
Person 1: "How did you-"
Person 2: "You've mentioned this about 3 times within the past hour, your Gamer Dementia is getting worse."

by noBallsforEric July 28, 2022