wood delivery

On instance of a very regular and frequent schedule of sexual encounters between a male and their current partner.

He's at her place every day makin' wood deliveries.

by hactar May 1, 2003

delivered

the act of ignoring ones snapchat and their snap map saying “just now” but your snap to them saying “delivered an hour ago”

bro he left me on delivered, his snap map says 3 minutes ago on snap and i sent him a snap 45 minutes ago

by liljbaby February 20, 2019

Special Pizza Delivery

A special pizza delivery is when a man goes over to a womans house to have sex with her. But just incase her husband is home he dresses up as a pizza delivery boy so that he can pretend that it is just a pizza order.

There is also another type where the same thing happens but instead of trying to get away with it, he try's to start a threesome with the married couple and then have pizza after.

"...OK, I'm coming over. Should I wear my Special Pizza Delivery outfit, just incase your husband comes back from his sycrinised swimming class?"

by Pizza Man 26 April 25, 2013

Belgian Delivery Boy

When a man fills a woman's anus with waffle mix, and proceeds to engage in anal intercourse.

I gave your mom a Belgian Delivery Boy, and she got waffle mix all over your bed.

by The Ishi October 7, 2007

Delivering the Dogs

A euphemistic term commonly associated with gay men in an attempt to announce in a classy and refined way that they are preparing...even eager...to engage in powerful anal sex with an amenable sloppy party bottom

Girlfriend, I would love to stay and chat but my boyfriend is home on shore leave so I need to run and get a pack of Magnums...daddy's gonna be delivering the dogs tonight.

by Dirk Strongold June 12, 2011

Deliverunable

1. A tangible or intangible object intended to be produced as a result of a project that is not delivered to its final customer.

2. A deliverable that isn't - typically due to last-minute CFs and/or your jackass coworker sitting on a huge project due yesterday for three weeks prior to passing it along to you.

"That surprise high-priority deadline just turned my entire deliverables list into deliverunables."

by EEKatLarge April 10, 2012

deliverancing

Deliverancing: Humiliating someone in a demeaning and dehumanizing way. Origin: the movie deliverance when Ned Beatty is forced to squeal like a pig by the local rednecks.

The psychotic boss was deliverancing his new employee in front of his peers for being 1 minute late to work.

by New Fred October 1, 2020