defficationhorniosis

A disease in which every time you dump a load, you experience wave after wave of uncontrollable orgasms. Can be rather pleasurable, as far as diseases go. Can also be quite embarrassing when caught making sexual noises on the crapper.

Due to her extreme case of defficationhorniosis, Kristina could never poop in public places for fear of people hearing her aroused moaning from outside the restroom.

by Lallafral October 31, 2010

Defacation of Character

1. To take a dump on someone's character: "Tom Sucks"

2. To take a dump on a character: "Mickey Mouse Sucks"

3. Malapropism uttered instead of "Defamation of Character".

Cathy:You should be careful talking about co-workers, you could get accused of "Defacation of Character".

Hannah: Hahahahahahahaha, you said "Defacation of Character"

Tom: "To the Urban Dictionary"!!!!

by Manhattantom April 8, 2013

defabation

The act of pooping and masturbating at the same time.

My stomach hurts, so I had to go to the bathroom and have a solid Defabation session.

by wankinpoops November 13, 2011

defamation

The colloquial term for Wikipedia.

"Have you read the article on Larry King? OMG defamation!"

by Limecat4eva November 9, 2008

Defaction

Defaction; Not fitting into society standards.

She was a victim by defaction!

by Visceria November 10, 2018

Airborne Defecation

Its what you breathe in when someone around you (or you) farts. Little feces particles floating in the air.

...im pretty sure that smell is us inhaling someones airborne defecation...

by llasfgiwhnb October 16, 2009

stay of defecation

The gastrointestinal equivalent of a stay of execution. An urgent need to defecate is temporarily relieved by passing a small amount of gas, or possibly a sale on shoes.

I thought I was going to shit my pants before we got to that rest station, luckily I was able to let a few SBD's out and got a stay of defecation.

by GEGuru March 8, 2011