drama deflection

One who deflects their problems, using drama.

"That guy is constantly using drama deflection, instead of worrying about themselves."

by cocknbulls October 13, 2013

Danish Deflection

The rare occurrence when one intends to ejaculate in a girl's mouth but misses, hitting her cheek, but magically deflecting onto a danish nearby. This has actually occurred only once in the history of mankind, because no one likes to have sex with a danish watching.

The Ancient Greek Jepherus Koblias is the only person known to have experienced the phenomenon known as "the Danish Deflection," before danishes even existed. Wait, what?

by Dr. Morris Piston Wadsworth January 19, 2009

deflecting

What people do when they are afraid that people will judge them.
They pretend to be someone they're not so when people don't like them it doesn't bother them because, hey, it's not them.

a lot of mean people are just deflecting.

by Dummythicc May 3, 2020

cock deflector

A cock deflector is a female that is 1)a definite eye sore but also 2)someone that is repulsive in every sense of the word. They cannot maintain conversation or flirt in a manner that is normal. Rather, they try and acquire anything with a cock. Lastly, 3)They are dirty and probably spread STI's. Essentially, cock deflectors make guys (owners of cocks) run in the opposite direction, whenever they approach.

Man, that is bitch needs to get off my ass. What a fuckin cock deflector.

by Urban Dictionary June 4, 2004

Deflector shield

In Sci-Fi, most notably Star Wars, deflector shields are energy fields that could protect starships, battle stations, ground-based structures, and even armies from enemy assault. (Wookieepedia).
The term may also be used as a substitute for the word "condom".

Ben: Hey, Luke! I heard you fucked Melissa last night. Did you have protection?
Luke: U kidding? I switched all power to the front deflector shield.

by R0-GR40 June 19, 2018

deflectaception

Sports related, (American football). When a passed ball is intercepted by the opposing team due to the passed ball being deflected by one or more persons of either team.

One dude: "How did the white-shirt-wearing guys get the ball?"

Other dude: "The red-shirt-wearing guys tried a Hail-Mary-Long-Bomb, the ball bounced off the dude's head, and the white-shirt-wearing guys ended up with a deflectaception."

by Hedda Lettuce October 19, 2010

delectable

synonymously to delectable but better

"Damn that's a delectable young nigga"

by therealesteg April 6, 2021