Dependopotamus

A leech-like creature normally associated with the military, but has been seen in other forms outside of the military. This creature can be seen in it's natural state normally in the Post or Base Exchange, usually in the food court area. Easy ways to identify the Dependopotamus are; being abnormally large, normally sloppily dressed, however some female versions will dressed in a manner that is highly unflattering to their size (clothes that are much smaller than what they should be wearing). Male Dependopotami are extremely rare, but do exist.

That man/chick is a Dependopotamus. Private Snuffy never has money because he/she is blowing it away on food and stupid stuff at the PX.

by SGT (C) Pezz January 19, 2011

Varies and Depends

Two words put together to mean one answer for all questions about Radiation.

During class a question was asked about Radiation....Pat-SME answered, that varies and depends.

by Russell Pridgen December 28, 2007

Defeng

An Asian person, who is very tall and lazy, prefers to live out of sight.

Dude your mother was being a Defeng last night

by The man with a fan. November 23, 2010

Bobuk defensive football philosophy

Tell him the basis of my defensive philosophy is if he can’t tackle the fucking dive then we’re playing strictly offense and we’re just gonna outscore the opponent

Did you hear the bobuk defensive football philosophy it’s pretty good... yeah man I don’t get why more nfl teams don’t use it

by Easy Muther fuckin E May 19, 2020

The Crab Defense

The greatest Beer Pong distraction since tits.

We don't have breasts. Let's try the Crab Defense instead.

by Seriously Cheese June 16, 2010

Always Defending Mugabe

A joke made by English comedian Jack Whitehall. After seeing Robert Mugabe being interviewed, it is said that Whitehall's father errupted at the television stating that Mugabe was 'an odious c*nt'.
His Mother then spins round from the kitchen sink and screams for him to shut up and 'NEVER..EVER use that language infront of his children!' to which his Father repies:

'That's just TYPICAL of you Hilary.. ALWAYS DEFENDING MUGABE'.

To be used when some one has missed the point of a person's rant or explosion of explict language or just when some one has expressed controversial or offensive opinions.

Thats just TYPICAL of you, Hilary... ALWAYS DEFENDING MUGABE

by Shamumofo August 7, 2011

bath salt defense

When a basketball player plays such lockdown defense, that he might as well be eating the other player's face.

You can't score on Andre Iguodala easily because he plays Bath Salt defense.

by zharper0 August 9, 2012