deez nuts

1) A sarcastic expression used to denote annoyance or frustration.
2) A term used when you just dont give a fuck
3) Look, my dick and balls are bigger than yours.

"Hey let me borrow your car."
"Why don't you borrow deez nuts."

by PMR February 25, 2003

Imagine dragon deez nuts

The oldest trick in the book

Person 1: Hey are you a fan of imagine—
Person 2: —imagine dragon deez nuts across your face? Of course I am!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 29, 2022

gible on deez nuts

ok so theres this pokemon called gible and if you place deez nuts in it it will get chomped

me: hi
him: hi
me: whats the non evolved version of gabite again?
him: gible
me: gible on deez nuts

by capythany March 28, 2023

your mom deez nuts

One of the top powerful insults that can beat the insult 'your mom'. I think.

John : I enjoyed my trip to the mountains
Ronin : I enjoyed my trip to your mom
John : I enjoyed my trip to your mom deez nuts

John was never seen again

by Coughee November 23, 2021

deez nuts on your chin

Used when you do not like a statement someone has just given

Guy 1: Oh my gosh, shut up
Guy 2: How about I put deez nuts on your chin

by Zon2001 December 12, 2015

deez nuts

A clever ploy originally from Dr. Dre's CD The Chronic.

Man 1: Hey, have you seen Neil Lichty?
Man 2: Who the **** is Neil Lichty?
Man 1: Kneel (Neil) and Lick DEEEEEZ NUUUUUUUUTS!!!!
(you can basically make up your own deez nuts jokes)

by Smore12 August 30, 2006

Deez Nuts

As the legend goes, Dr. Dre was on holiday in Kansas City, Missouri when he felt the hankering for Micky Dees (McDonalds). While he was in line for the Drive Thru, he noticed the car in front of him was taking a long time. He thought to himself, "what the fuck are these guys doin?" He listened intently. What he heard was the beginning of a grand revolution.

"Yes, I hear the McRib is back. I'd like one of those with a milk."
"Is that all, sir.."
"Yes, and please add the Deez to that order, with a milk again."
"The what??"
"The deez..."
"DEEZ???"
"DEEZ NUTZ! DEEZ NUTZ! DEEZ NUTZ!"

The hooligans sped around the corner, pointed at their "nutz" and yelled once more, "DEEZ NUTZ!"

Dr. Dre realized the genius of this prank, and incorporated it into his new album. Thus the Deez NUTZ prank was made famous. Today the DEEZ revolution has spread to every city in the world.

Driving in car...

"Hello good sir, can I ask you a question? We are looking for the Deez. Is it on 18th street?"

"Deez?????"

"DEEEEEZZZZ NUTZZZZZZZZ! Deez Nuts!"

(Drive away while laughing and pointing at "Deez")

by Deez Master Phil January 15, 2007