by Bob "Docta Deez" Griffiths April 23, 2005
Get the How u deezin mug.The process of wheeling AND chopping a girl at the same time.
Most guys like to wheel, and chop.
So John Deering is just a more efficient way to get both done.
Why? Because John Deere tractors both wheel and chop-- at the same time.
Most guys like to wheel, and chop.
So John Deering is just a more efficient way to get both done.
Why? Because John Deere tractors both wheel and chop-- at the same time.
Example One:
Guy #1: "Mannn I wish I could wheel Tatiana, she's sexy!"
Guy #2: "Dude just John Deere her, you'll get the wheeling and the chopping done at the same time!"
Guy #3: "Whoa man, you're a genius!"
Example Two:
Guy #1: "Dude I'm totally John Deering Kaitlyn!"
Guy #2: "Nice! You wheel and chop at the same time? Giterdun!"
Guy #1: "Mannn I wish I could wheel Tatiana, she's sexy!"
Guy #2: "Dude just John Deere her, you'll get the wheeling and the chopping done at the same time!"
Guy #3: "Whoa man, you're a genius!"
Example Two:
Guy #1: "Dude I'm totally John Deering Kaitlyn!"
Guy #2: "Nice! You wheel and chop at the same time? Giterdun!"
by mysterygirl8765 December 10, 2009
Get the John Deering mug.used by the cajun french. A word that means an object that sits outside and rusts away. Usually has uncut grass around it.
by paw-paw ctd February 28, 2010
Get the Pooh-Deein mug.The act of putting on a sugary-sweet and polite persona to someone's face (or out in public), but being snide, catty, and mean when their back is turned.
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The fake friendliness and hospitality demonstrated (particularly in the American South/ Southeast) to total strangers, exemplified by "Southern hospitality".
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The fake friendliness and hospitality demonstrated (particularly in the American South/ Southeast) to total strangers, exemplified by "Southern hospitality".
"Watch out: my mother-in-law will be very charming when she offers you some of her sweet tea, but she's just Paula Deening and will start complaining about everything from your clothes to your accent just as soon as you're out of earshot."
by pluffdad January 10, 2013
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Get the Deering mug.The act of surprising cars in remote areas at dusk by standing along the side of the road, eyes wide, head out, using your hands to make antlers.
by Chilltownian July 7, 2013
Get the Deering mug.1) When a person uses something or someone to calm and/or panic themselves while gaining a temporary boost of false confidence. These unique, honest and freedom loving people may not be aware of their actions when they are stuck in the state, but they are addicted to the feeling of false hope and usually found in the middle of a dramatic situation or 2, or 3. They think deeply and convince themselves that they can't cope and usually live a crazy, abnormal lifestyle due to the fact that they were hurt emotionally as a child and having to teach themselves everything, Deepers are forced to grow up admiring and loving themselves. They eventually block out their emotions and deep thoughts and when they are awakened again they would automatically doubt everything because they finally have to go through THE HONEST OF HONEST TRUTH Although deeping can be slipped in and out of like a penis or a vibrating fucker it simply will not give the pleasure deepeners need, in reality they need so much more.
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