decrepit

Beat down, old, wore out, used up, tore up from the floor up...

Damn yo, my wife is hella decrepit...

by Guy January 26, 2004

decorate the lady cake

To ejaculate on a female, as if you were a baker and decorating a cake with icing.

The girl I took home had no idea I was gonna decorate the lady cake.

by Cigarettebutt75 November 12, 2010

decrepify

To somehow make an object, idea, or person decrepit.

Using flash photography will decrepify the artwork.

by Terrence E. Newberry March 29, 2005

decrepitude

\de CREP' e tud\ noun:
of, or pertaining to, the massive infrastructure failure of the body due to advancing age

As I approach my fiftieth birthday, it becomes harder to fend off decrepitude.

by Patlas January 8, 2009

Decortefied

Skeevy, sleezy, or weird. Usually used to describe an unwelcomed advance by your karate instructor

I would have gone back to karate class, but I was totally Decortefied last time.

OR

Man, that email was totally Decortey. Seriously, WTF!

OR

That poor girl just got Decorted! She'll never show up to MMA class again!

by Wellness Watch Dog June 27, 2008

Decor

the furnishing and decoration of a room.

The decor in the family room is just awful!

by TeironTV April 22, 2017

Decoven

The best sex partner and he is a stubern little bitch at times but he is funny cool makes everyone’s day and very handsome he also has a very large pines and he is a very loyal person but the way u treat him is the way he I’ll treat u he is also good at eating pu**y but he is good at sports and he has a very creative minde

Dam decoven last night was the best u wanna do it again

by Hot girl jasmine February 24, 2019