Immaculate deception

Immaculate deception occurs when a woman or girl pleads that she is both virginal and pregnant at the same time. She is so skilled in the art of deception that she not only convinces her boyfriend or husband that this is a miracle that has occurred but then somehow get a religious cult of billions of people to believe her lie and then to worship her and her bustard child.

Say Betty did you know that Jesus is the immaculate deception son of the almightygod ?" " hey, if joseph is buying that load of crap why say anything." "am I right? Now that smells like immaculate deception to me

by Walter eagle December 19, 2010

immaculate deception

When newly-weds give birth to their first born in less than nine months.

Bob and Tanya just had a kid, but they've only been married eight months.
It sounds like a case of immaculate deception to me.

by BillyQ November 3, 2010

Depth Deception

When schools/ classes tell you that you will need to know specific things about a topic in order to succeed in later courses or higher education. In reality, this information is too specific to be used outside of the classroom.

DAYUM! This genetics reading is full of depth deception. I honestly don't think we're ever going to use this ever again.

by ASDFneurosci September 27, 2011

Choco-Deception

A game, played by 3 or more people, involving a box of mixed chocolates, where one piece has been replaced by a chocolate covered turd. Each player takes one chocolate every round. The object of the game is to eat as many chocolates as possible without getting the turd.

Dude, last night me and the squad were playing Choco-Deception, and I ate the ass nugget.

by The Urban Outfitter March 1, 2019

Cunt Deception

contraception - decieveing ones cunt

Before we have sex, do you have any cunt deception such as the pill, the coil or the plan-b

by le pixel July 20, 2020

oak grove deception

The act of talking a big game and then backing out at the last minute. This phrase often involves a week of bullshit leading up to a road trip. On the road trip the guilty party, despite saying all week that they were going out to drink, decides to stay at the hotel and order pizza

Matt: Alright the road trip is finally here! Joel, are you ready to get fucked up!!!

Joel: Hell Yeah!!!

Ross: Hey Joel we are leaving in 5 minutes!

Joel: I'm just gonna stay in and eat pizza instead.

Matt: Typical Oak Grove deception! I bet you're great at Pokemon!

Joel: I'm a super high level! Y'all wish y'all could beat me in Pokemon!

Gantt: Gayyyyyy

by SanAntonio December 24, 2013

Rape by deception

Promise something to them and rape them

He never came back i was rape by deception

by 459395 March 5, 2022