December 20

National if you ask your crush out

they have to say yes

“Hey wanna go out “
“No ,I don’t like you that way”
“To bad,it’s December 20”

by Shh I am not here December 17, 2019

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3rd of December

you know Conan Gray's song Heather? well, the 3rd of December is Heather day, as he mentions in his lyrics :
"i still remember, 3rd of December, me in your sweater"
so on the 3rd of December, wear a sweater.

-Oh shit its the 3rd of december...lemme get a sweater and cry to Heather all day :)

by tinyspaghettis October 31, 2020

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december 29

Only the hottest of the hottest are born on this day. People born on december 29 are some of the funniest people and also the kindest. But don't let that kindness fool you because if you do them wrong they wont have any problem clapping back. Its called being a good savage :)

Omg did you see her? She's so fucking hot and fierce. Yeah dude, she must be born on december 29.

by bebos October 15, 2019

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December 27

It's my birthday!!! This is also the day were you get screwed off with presents because you already got them on Christmas.

December 27: it's her birthday, oh yea I already got her, her present

Hey happy birthday
Hey, did you get me anything
No I already got them for you 2 days ago

by THEREISNOUSERNAMETHATSNOTTAKEN November 17, 2019

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Destroy Dick December

In parody of "No-Nut November" and its rise in popularity in 2017, "Destroy Dick December" is an event starting on the first of December, in which you masturbate until completion in a quantity in relation to the date. This means you must nut 1 time on the first, twice on Dec. 2, 3 times on the third, and so on until 31 times on the 31st.

"Yoo man are you trying no nut november?" HEEELLL no its all about training for Destroy Dick December!!!!!!!!!!"

by FAM MAN November 21, 2017

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