daveable

Any female that is easily obtainable, but not necessarily desirable. A "DAVE" is along the same lines as a "JOHN" but is too cheap to pay for it.

Wow, did you see that woman at the bar, she is totally Daveable.

by Muclobsinc June 28, 2009

You got daved

To get back handed by a chick in public!

You got daved! I Will Dave all you mofos! Oh shit, you just got daved!

by Jimbone1122 July 24, 2011

DaveDays

Wicked cute comedian/ musician on YouTube who has a slight obsession with singer Miley Cyrus and fellow YouTuber LisaNova.

DaveDays wants Miley Cyrus.

by ariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii October 6, 2008

Daved

verb: to Dave
definition: to accidentally injure a part of ones body or ones surroundings in a ridiculous manner regularly

Person 1: 'Did he hurt himself again?'

Person 2: 'Yeah, he Daved his wrist when he Daved a chair when he sat on it and it collapsed'
Person 1: 'Wasn't it about this time last year that he Daved his ankle on a trampoline in the park on a night out?'
Person 2: 'Nah, about this time 2 years ago'

by Stelf123 May 14, 2018

Davidanese

A long, lost language that is a branch of modern English. The language is full of contradictions (apparent by the first sentence in this definited) and only one individual has knowledge of the complete language.

This definition is written in Davidanese.

Giraffes really are snakes on a plane. If you understood Davidanese, the sentence would have made sense.

by D Winsauer August 16, 2006

daved

To lose one's cool or to flip out ala Dave from Alvin and The Chipmunks. To go ballastic.

When my Boss saw what I did he totally Daved on me.

And thats when I snapped, I totally Daved on this guy for no reason at all.

by QECrossley March 23, 2008

Daedalus

GameFaqs user who held up the legendary "Saxon = Joke Account" sign at WWE Survivor Series 2003.

Daedalus held up the "Saxon = Joke Account" sign.

by Daedalus September 7, 2004