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Dog Defecation

When a dog leaves a large pile of loaf on the sidewalk.
I'll give you a dollar to eat that Dog Defecation.
by Jon Desir July 1, 2006
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reverse defecation

noun. The act of receptive anal sex from a black male. Apparently named for its visual resemblance to defecation, however, here the nasty brown stool goes in rather than out.
Did you see that blacks-n-blondes all anal film? It was nothing but reverse defecation. Don't be coonfusing that with reverse discrimination.
by Ed123$%^ June 20, 2009
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defecation wand

rigid stick or prod used to minimize a "lincoln log" so it will more easily depart in a toilet
shit! this lumps' more than a mouthful for baby!, i'm gonna need my defecation wand!
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
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daycation

A vacation for a day, away from anything that is bothersome, such as a parasitic significant other.
I need a daycation from that bitch, she sucks all of the energy out of me.
by Sweetghuy August 14, 2009
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self defecation

Self defecation is the act of being able to make fun and/or light of yourself in an effort toward 'humanizing' yourself. Actually that is the definition of 'self deprecation' however self defecation is self deprecation BUT to the 'Nth' degree. To further explain, the antonym of being self deprecative would be 'pompous' while the antonym of being self defecative would be that of a 'complete pompous ass'.
He was trying too hard to fit in by using some self defecation humour and ended up making himself not only the butt of his own jokes, but everyone else's as well. What a complete ass, he sure went overboard.
by ORD ELLIS September 15, 2007
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Dancation

Best vacation ever in the presence of Dan Hathaway. (Gets annoying very quick)
Hey Tyler did hear about the dancation I just went on. I almost died of annoyance!
by Goat912 August 5, 2021
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baloney detection

Ability to sense or suspect a lie.
Somehow, my baloney detection tells me they fabricated the nonsense.
by Emu Sam September 29, 2008
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