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To be forcefully invaded anally by a large group of hairy women.
Rob copped a reverse darwin on the weekend.
by dav013 October 15, 2007
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One of the best spirit groups at the University of Texas. They are made up of some of the hottest girls on campus, and are very active in the Austin community.
girl 1: I rushed sorority!

girl 2: I joined the Texas Sweethearts

attractive girl 3: I'm a part of something even better: the Texas Wrangler Darlins!
by FelicitieAnderson December 8, 2010
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Darwinese

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The people responsible for kabob restaurants that remove the sticks from their kabobs. That make McDonald's serve their coffee cold. That make toothpick-makers print instructions on toothpicks. That force step-ladder manufacturers to put more warning labels than steps on their step ladders.

In other words - people who are (intentionally) stupid and use frivolous lawsuits to bring us all down.
Dude. I went to a kabob restaurant yesterday, and the kabobs had no sticks in them? What is up with that?

Dude. It's the darwinese suing because they poked themselves in the mouth.
by c0m3d1an October 30, 2010
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Darwisy

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I dont know how many Darwisy out there but I’m writing this for you . Sit tight , shit is about to get real.

Darwisy , according to our ancestors and the ancient one , He is a person that is known with his big heart . He is a total badass , very collected and a smart man . A very fun person to be with to do dumb shits. You can try to pull him down but let me tell you this that mf don’t quit , he take risks and he is ready for more whatever life wants to give him . He be ready with anything because believe me that guy been through so many things alone and that makes him stronger day by day . He is a dangerous person , why ? He acts like he does not care but trust me he is completely aware with his surroundings at all time . A man build with total focus and perseverance .

To all Darwisy out there , I just wanna let you know whatever the fuck happens in your life you will never lose your value . You do what makes you happy the most and don’t take things personally that will change your life drastically.

You got this Darwisy ! , keep the good times rolling .

By Darwisy Hazwan
If you meet one of the Darwisy’s try and get to know him . Trust me you’ll have a spectacular ride !
by Mr Washington April 5, 2021
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First used by Thomas Henry Huxley in a review of Charles Darwin's The Origin of Species in the April 1860 issue of Westminster Review, it has since become a term used by creationists to poison the well when discussing (attempting to discredit) the theory of evolution. By adding the -ism, they imply a system of beliefs or an ideology, hypocritically equating Darwinism to any other crackpot idea.

Calling someone a "Darwinist" or "evolutionist" is about as ridiculous as calling someone who accepts the fact of gravity a "gravitationalist," or someone who believes the earth is spherical a "sphericist."

Darwinism is wrongly thought by many fundamentalists to be the "religion" of atheists. It's true that most atheists accept Darwin's theory, but that fact is irrelevant to their nonbelief in a deity. They simply see no reason to reject something that's obviously true (i.e., it doesn't contradict some other belief that they refuse to give up).
Darwinism isn't a belief system or an ideology. A person who accepts Darwin's theory (after 150+ years and mountains of evidence in its favor) is merely non-delusional.
by Damastikatah January 16, 2009
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darwin baby

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A person so incredibly stupid that if it were not for the conveniences of modern technology and public safety, they would have been weeded out, starved or eaten way before they reached adulthood. So prominent is the unnatural selection that these people not only survive, they thrive and breed more darwin babies.
Darwin Baby: "I decided to change my own oil just to see if I could but I didnt know it would take so long to refill the new oil down that little tube where the dipstick is."
Casual Observer: "Darwin Baby"
by John Wesley February 9, 2008
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Darwinkle Moonie

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The legitimate father of Chelswinkle Goonie and Nikwinkle Boonie. This man likes to phone up people's schools are request to speak to the head mistress. Possibly the funniest name in the world, and discovered by Nikki. Love you Nikki :)
Ring ring.
"Hello?"
"Hello can i speak to the head?"
"Yes who's calling.."
*snickers*
"Kay i'll put you on hold.."
"Hello?"
"Hello Missus Head Teacher, I have a DARWINKLE MOONIE
on hold for you."
*more snickers*
by ChelseaLeigh May 21, 2009
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