dante

a jerk that will cheat on you, and is psychotic.

dante is the craziest guy i know

by turtle1232000 June 26, 2017

DANTE

well... I've seen alot of definitions describing the girth of dantes penis and I would like to conclude that it is incredibly average, not particularly tiny or massive it is in fact as average as they come. lol jk its massive

WOAH BRO THAT GUYS GOT A MONSTER DANTE DICK

by BIGDICKDANTE May 11, 2022

Danted

Jokey word used to describe a guy or thing whos peak or generally danted, a shitty thing to be around.

Example 1:

Matthew: Check out this new album, whatd you think?

Michael: Bro that shit is danted

Andrew: Yea its fucking peak, lets find a new friend

by Torontolover47 May 22, 2022

Danting

The act of dancing whilst sitting down

Look at that loser danting in his chair

by Mr Mirko December 11, 2014

dante

biggest hoe in the world. snaps 5,000 girls in a span of one hour. he’s so fine but, he won’t like you if you’re not his race. looks like a shark or messi. very rideable in this case (face is very nice seat). very tall and wears chustiks everywhere he goes. depending, very emo.

don’t talk to dante, he’s a big whore with girls.
dante has a VIVACIOUS dick but, he’s so mean.

by pope st. jigyar bardoomi December 10, 2022

DantE

A useless person, very annoying really just Dante but too many things show up. If your name is Dante you probably get into arguments, say things people dont like or dont know, and probably ruin an entire converstation.

My G, stop being a DantE

by RedReed June 24, 2022

dante

when a waiter jizzes/spits/poops/throwsup in your food before you receive it

We were real dicks to that waiter, i hope he doesn't dante in our burgers.

by potatoes63 December 11, 2010