Danish Stallion

When you but a tobacco packet in your foreskin before sex. Like a Trojan horse.

Oh damn, my pussy really hurts and I have an insatiable desire for tobacco.

He probably pulled a Danish stallion on you.

by Orctonk January 30, 2022

Bolivian Danish

An untoasted, un-sliced, whole bagel served with the cream cheese on top. It is customary to eat the danish in a spiral manner rather than from one edge to the other. Some proponents are said to stick their finger through the bagel “hole”, pushing excess cream cheese through.

I had a Bolivian danish for breakfast this morning

by Oh En Three Pea October 8, 2018

adam danish

adam means the first person ever created by god

danish means smart af

im so adam danish
nah he's not as adam danish as i thought

by apfkxndjfjdifjf November 22, 2021

danisnotonfire

A full-time internet hobo

fan: What's your job?
danisnotonfire: I'm a full-time internet hobo!

by SophieLou January 21, 2013

danish shower

a inside joke from one direction

I can make your tears fall down like the showers that are Danish
Danish showers instead of british showers

by anonymous November 15, 2020

Danism

Danists practice sleeping with on socks on and riding bikes without helmets.

A religion founded by the greatest Dan that lives in the midwestern continental part of the United States.
In Dan Hickey, We Trust.

"Danism is considerably the greatest religion that exists!" exclaimed Al Gore.

by 404 Name Not Found March 21, 2019

Danish drop-off

is the next best thing to getting a ride home.

It's 4 am, you're out hanging out with people, you ask a Danish who lives in your area if he/she can drop you off home. He/she will say yes. You will get dropped a few blocks away from your place, at his/her place and need to walk for 10-20 min to your place. That's a Danish drop-off.

by lightside July 25, 2010