A sexual act whereby one squats over their partner's face and proceeds to poop, but lets only a few inches hang (2 is best), and then drags it down the individual's face - starting at the forehead and reaching the mouth, ideally.
Seth: Did you hear Kevin and Evan did a dangling DJ in the bathroom at lunch?
Evan: Yeah, but I heard his poop fell off after the nose.
Seth: Yeah, the nose is always the biggest challenge to overcome!
Evan: Yeah, but I heard his poop fell off after the nose.
Seth: Yeah, the nose is always the biggest challenge to overcome!
by iGetHigh March 18, 2008
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One can do it to another in some cases when the leg is kicked so hard that it acts like the newton pendulum.
One can do it to another in some cases when the leg is kicked so hard that it acts like the newton pendulum.
“It’s so hot out, this dangling seabiscuit is keeping me cool.”
“Yo, Daniel kicked me so hard, caused a dangling seabiscuit.”
“Yo, Daniel kicked me so hard, caused a dangling seabiscuit.”
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1. A group of metal objects with pointy edges banging against each other on a ring making a sound
2. Those things you use to get back into your house when your drunk, banging against each other because you can't find the right one
2. Those things you use to get back into your house when your drunk, banging against each other because you can't find the right one
I'll use these dangling keys to distract the president while I make my daring escape to the rofl-copter
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Sometimes visibly faffing about and talking a load of old bollocks.
Someone is groin dangling when they spend time talking about things they think are important but everyone knows that in fact they are full of shit.
Sometimes visibly faffing about and talking a load of old bollocks.
Someone is groin dangling when they spend time talking about things they think are important but everyone knows that in fact they are full of shit.
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