DISTRACTION

Yell out distraction at the top of your lungs to get out of any situation

Jason: Hey Bob can you help me move a washing machine into my attic?
Bob: DISTRACTION!
Jason: What?
Bob has left and is nowhere to be seen

by radioturtle November 4, 2017

distracted

DISTRACT

you have been distracted

by fkhgfgjjcgjtvdccfyvgvgc August 19, 2020

Distraction

Something used to pull the attention off of someone/thing that is much more important, such as Television, friends, food, sleep, etc... Often used to avoid boredom

Man, this homework is killing me, I need a distraction

by Luckyboy14 March 8, 2010

distracticunt

When someone has a large quantity of work or an important task to do and someone decideds to start bothering you they are being a distracticunt. The male version being a distracticock. Inspired by Cydney, coined by Leslie.

"Get the fuck out of my room you whorey, diseased distracticunt"

by Mo November 20, 2004

distracted dressing

Diverted attention while getting dressed which can lead to incorrectly worn clothing. Causes may include television viewing, use of electronic devices, or conversing/arguing with others while dressing. May result in mismatched socks, unzipped fly, inaccurate buttoning or wardrobe malfunction, etc.

I forgot to put on my belt when getting dressed today. My pants kept falling down. It was a case of distracted dressing.

by yes juanito yes November 7, 2014

DadStrat

DadStrat (#DadStrat) is a calculated series of five specific steps used primarily within the video-game Fortnite during matches of battle royale. The steps insure the player a top ten spot, thus achieving victory.

The steps are as follows:
1. Get Kicked - Allow the Bus Driver to eject you at the last second
2. Deploy Glider - Immediately Deploy your Glider, maximizing your time in the air
3. Get Coastin - Head towards the coast, minimizing the ways in which enemies may approach you
4. Don't Die - Maintain a positive health value, remain unseen
5. Top 10 - Achieve a spot in the Top Ten and celebrate

Amateur: " I've been getting my rear handed to me in Fortnite lately..."
Profesional: "Try the DadStrat, you'll get Top Ten every time!"

by BadDadatFortnit March 10, 2019

get distracted

to get distracted by the henry stickman dance, basically the modern rick roll.

Person 1: Hey man, check out this link (DISTRACTION DANCE LINK)
Person 2: Cool! (CLICKS THE LINK)
Person 2: (GETS DISTRACTED) cmon man!
Person 1: get distracted!
Person 2: (BLOCKS PERSON 1)

by PHINWING THE MENDING September 16, 2020