Darien Lake

Darien Lake theme park resort is located in Darien center NY. Darien Lake is one of the best places in NY. The Ride Of steel is the best ride! Darien Lake is nothing compared to Cedar Point. The workers are Darien Lake are nice people but they are all country farmers that have nothing better to do than get drunk and smoke weed. All the workers and ride opperators are jealous of the Lifeguards, the lifeguards have it best. When working at DL you wish for a thunderstrom to close everything down, but there is a bubble around DL and it never thunderstorms. It has been seen, a thunderstrom approach DL and split into 2 clouds and go around darien lake and than form back togather as one. But when you visit Darien Lake as a visitor it always rains and thunders so it sucks. The lifeguards are DL are mean people, they always are yelling at us,but than they have wave breaks, and during those what do they do? they all break the rules that they yelled at us for breaking, i also like the fact that when you look at a lifeguard after they jumped in, for guys you can see the outline of there huge dicks! and for girls you can see there hard nipples. i have only seen one lifeguard with huge tits! all the rest have small tits. but all the guys have huge dicks. If i was a female lifeguard i would ask the guys to send me pictures of there huge dicks or i would stare at there huge dicks while they are wet. its ridiculous how well there shitty outfits show there dicks. The ride opperators are also mean people and they look like they hate there job very much! they are never in good moods. All the female opperators are ugly and all the males are gay. I really like the baby blue polos though, they are sexy. the food at Darien lake is awful! and its such a rip off!!!! If you go to Darien lake never buy the food. it sucks.

"yo lets go to Darien Lake"
"why that place sucks"
"we can flirt with the workers"
"all the workers are ugly except lifeguards"
"thats true, but we live on a farm, lets go get wasted out of our minds at darien lake"

by pseudonym12345678987654321 August 13, 2009

Darien, Illinois

A city in Illinois, in the subarbs of Chicago. The slogan of this town is, "A nice place to live". The slogan lies. There is absolutely nothing to do here, but there is a Taco Bell, a Dairy Queen, and DCP (Darien Community Park). Also, because this is such a boring town, a good portion of the teenagers here do drugs because they having nothing better to do with their time. So there's something. Chances are, if you are a teenager and you live in Darien, you go to Hinsdale South High School. South is a pretty good school, and was ranked 10th in the state. Hinsdale South also has two Astroturf fields, but no air conditioning. We suck at most of our sports, but we're pretty alright at Danceline and girl's badmintion. The weather here fucking sucks as well. Our winters are cold as shit, and the spring is apparently as well. The weather for this summer has been cool and rainy, makes sense. Clearly, this town sucks and i will move far away from here when I get older for sure. But hey, there's a ton of drugs.

Bob: So what's there to do here in darien, illinois?
Joe: Absolutely nothing.

by xhamsaucex June 29, 2011

Damien

Cool mellow dude that is cherished by many including Juan. And hates when people spell his name Damian

Random: is your name spelled Damian?

Damien: no (thinking about upper cutting you)

by Ogtripleog90s December 11, 2013

Darien

Great guy, An amazing boyfriend. One who you can feel comfortable talking to about anything. One who is willing to change his life (in a better way) for you. The guy who gives you butterflies everytime you see his name. The guy who treats you like you deserve to me treated. The guy who makes you the happiest girl on earth. The guy who loves you for you. The guy who you would want to spend the rest of your life with even after knowing him for just over 4 months. The most amazing guy on this earth <3

I am so in love with Darien. He's my forever.

by babygirl316.kt August 5, 2011

Damien Ramirez

Used to define someone of pure awesomeness due to the fact that he looks devilishly good, has spanish lineage, and usually looks like a motherfuckin white dude. This is used to describe a being of immense power and strength and, decided by unanimous vote, second only to the infamous moniker Chuck Norris.

Dude 1: Hey man, did you see Chuck Norris kick those guys asses?
Dude 2: No man I was too busy watching that Damien Ramirez feed the homeless and fight off the Devil with his backhanded swing.
Dude 1: I hear hes devilishly handsome too.
Dudette 1: Oh most definately ;)

by TheOwlsAreNotWhatTheySeem June 12, 2012

Dalencia

A girl whose both beautiful inside and out. She's there for you through everything and would never leave your side, she's loving, funny, sweet, and kind. She's the best darn girl a guy could wish for. Everyday she's able to brighten your day.

Man! Your with Dalencia! Your so lucky to have her.

by byrdman100 July 24, 2011

Darienne Lake

Darienne Lake (Greg Meyer) is an American drag queen who appeared on RuPaul's Drag Race, finishing in fourth place after surviving three lip syncs against two fierce queens and Magnolia Crawford. She is the drag mother to Pandora Boxx.

Ru: It's time for everybody to jump into the refreshing, unforgettable waters of Darienne Lake. Now, sashay away.
Darienne Lake: And I will leave like a true diva. Get out of my way!

by greengoosey July 23, 2016