dumbfounded

Used to define something so horribly stupid and dumb, to the point it isn't even funny.

Syd: Dude that kid actually thought you played for Bodom.
Kraig: I'm not really surprised, I always believed that kid was pathetically dumbfounded. This just proved my point.

by Rawr ! February 10, 2005

Dumbfucksia

The disease of being a dumb fuck.

(after your friend accidently staples his hand)

"Dude, too bad there's no cure for dumbfucksia"

by Amber December 12, 2003

dumbfuckedstoopid

Definition:

1. being totally dumb founded about something.

2. totally clueless or unaware.

Examples:

1. "hey can you help me fix my computer?"

"oh, im osrry. im dumbfuckedstoopid about computers. i couldnt fix it if my life depended on it."

2. "youre so dumbfuckedstoopid, you dont know anything."

by rager0ll0 October 26, 2010

dumbfucktard

A person who is unable to follow simple Instructions to perform a simple task and then compounds their ineptness by adding their own particular brand of fucktardiness and dumbfuckery to make matters worse

Harold you dumbfucktard, you had one task and now we have no money, no self respect and no lives!!!!!!

by Beardstard April 6, 2020

DumbFuck

A word Used By A lot Of intellect people and with sever anger or laughter!

Vince: Yo Zabzaf Don't Destroy my chest You DumbFuck.

Zabzaf: Dont call me a dumbfuck you dumbfuck

**BOTH DIE IN LAUGHTER**

by ToxicG065 March 10, 2021

Detective Dumbfuck

1. What you call someone who just stated the obvious
2. Someone who is one of the dumbest people you know.

Hey, Detective Dumbfuck, come here.

by Professor Pseudonym March 31, 2011

If You Give a Dumbfuck a Frito

A children’s book written and illustrated by Brewstew Films about giving a rat a Frito and a whole bunch of shit and losing your wife and house

If You Give a Dumbfuck a Frito

by Ziblicksom32 July 27, 2023