Dardania is the ancient name of what is now the world's newest state, Kosova. Long before Serbs decided to come from Russia--as in a millenium plus years before--the Illyrian Dardani tribe lived and flourished there. Moreover, most objective scientists generally agree that Albanians are direct descendants of Illyrians.
Serb: Yo, Kosovo is the cradle of our civilization.
Kosovar: Well, not really: we've been here since it was called Dardania. Next time form your civilization on your land, or at least don't try to throw us out of our land.
Kosovar: Well, not really: we've been here since it was called Dardania. Next time form your civilization on your land, or at least don't try to throw us out of our land.
by Albanian-Illyrian February 22, 2008
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This is the location from which The Dotard screams at the Governor's of the 50 States for not handling the protesters with enough force.
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Jimmy: Dude, have you seen the color of that homey 's skin? It's like one of those orange construction cones got stuck on his head and melted in the heat of global warming.
Dude: Straight up! Don't be such a hater though. He's a dotard.
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