Douchemelon

A douchebag that's abit more of a douche than usual

Something different to call someone

<Guy 1> Man, what a douche for cheating on that chick

<Guy 2> Na man, he a Douchemelon !

by Awesomeness man June 17, 2009

doucheweasel

Someone who is a jerk; someone resembling a vaginal discharge and looks like a weasel

All of my teachers are doucheweasels.

by borderjumper March 10, 2004

Douchebear

someone who pretends to be bisexual, someone who preteds to believe in something, but really doesn't and then is a complete hypocrit concerning those beliefs, dresses like a fag, and gets his stupid asshole friend to call someone else names. Basically a huge fake asshole who won't go anywhere in life.

Man1: I believe in solipisim.

Man2: Shut up you stupid douchebear!

by TenThousandThrones January 4, 2010

DoucheFest 2004

DoucheFest 2004:

Seven Countries, Twelve Contestants, Thirty varieties of artificial and tropical vaginal yeasts and fungus.

Ten million dollars awarded to the one who can survive it all--with a single douche.

*- Commonly confused with DeutschFest.

Clark: "Yo man, did you see the last episode of DoucheFest 2004?"
Bernard: "Nah."
Clark: "Chloe shoved nails in Amanda's douche, and Amanda suffered vaginal hemmoraghes! It was so funny, Chloe was awarded twenty DouchePoints!"

by BooRadley October 15, 2004

doucheneck

A guy who is one part redneck and one part douchebag. He is trying to be "country cool".

I saw quite a crew of douchenecks at the Brad Paisley concert.

by Satan loves you April 26, 2015

doucheberry

DoucheBerry - (doosh-bair-ee)
Classified as any individual who willingly decides to insert a cell phone earpiece into their ear, and wear the device in situations such as Romantic Dinners, Boardroom Meetings, Working out at the Gym, and Love Making etc...

Man check out that "doucheberry" over there in the sauna. Is the call really THAT important?

by Sapling Thomas February 26, 2008

Doucheberry bush

A theoretical place where douches(as in people) come from.

Tom looks like he was picked off the doucheberry bush when he wears that sweater.

by Taco14 April 8, 2009