Doosh

1. The sound made when hitting someone or something.
2. To wallop somebody.

1. What did you say about my wife? Doosh!
2. I dooshed Tommy last night. If you aren't careful, I'll have to doosh you, too.

by firstnamebog January 14, 2026

Doosh waste

The upper echelon of being a complete douche bag. Not the useful, clean, vinegary fluid that goes in, but the useless, cottage cheesy, foul smelling mucousy substance that comes out.

That dude marcus is a fuckin tool bag. Yeah dawg, he's a total bag of doosh waste.

by Skidawg75 October 9, 2020

Doosh Canoe

When someone is acting like so much of a dooshbag, you could float them face down on a river, grab a paddle, jump on their back, and paddle away.

Person 1-Goddammit dude, did you see Justin Bieber's ungratefulness when he was graciously given with that water bottle by means of air mail to his forehead?
Person 2-I know man, he looked thirsty! He has no reason to bitch about that, what a doosh canoe!

by Butternutz77 November 17, 2010

Doosh Moody

the act of or being the biggest Doosh-tastic person at a job

why you so dam lazy, stop being a doosh moody and get on the plane not youtube

by RHef July 30, 2010

doosh 8

1.the act of " out right bitchory " 8 good looking girls who decide to call them sleves a group which no one can join
2.using other people to have partys at there house when they are to big of a pussy to have on in there house
3.to have a girl who is a bitch and toys around wiht guys heads

bitch 1: hey lets go use someone so we can drink at there house

by homo January 23, 2005

doosh bag

douche bag spelt wrong

yea i saw this fuckin bitch and i was like cunt doosh bag fucker

by ahh February 19, 2003

doosh bag

A complete and utter loser. Also someone who sucks up to people and cant roast for their life.

Doosh bag is a loser who sucks up to the teacher and makes pathetic efforts at everything.

by Howard C July 3, 2006