Oikawa is a door
by Multifandom Gorl September 6, 2020
Get the Doormug. Something you open, by pushing or pulling, depending on what the door says to do. There is also these doors that have a ittle knob on them. You twist the knob, then push, or pull, whichever way is easiest. Then there's magical doors that sense when you are near, and open for you. Some doors have a metal bar across it that you push, some have handles to pull it open, and some have nothing, so it's a door you open from the other side. Most are locked at night, and require a key, which every doors key is different. If you cannot open a door, you are very fucking retarded.
Mike: Oh look a door. Wait, how do I open it again!?!?
Bill: Push it.
Mike: Didn't work.
Bill: Pull on it?
Mike: Nope, but I see a knob.
Bill: Twist it, then push. The knob I mean.
Mike: It worked!
Bill: Good thing it wasn't locked!
Mike: What does a locked door do.
Bill: You are so very fucking retarded if you cannot open a simple fucking door.
Bill: Push it.
Mike: Didn't work.
Bill: Pull on it?
Mike: Nope, but I see a knob.
Bill: Twist it, then push. The knob I mean.
Mike: It worked!
Bill: Good thing it wasn't locked!
Mike: What does a locked door do.
Bill: You are so very fucking retarded if you cannot open a simple fucking door.
by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018
Get the Doormug. Its a square wall you can open and close. What the did you expect was gonna happen? its a door nothin much.
by Pingo1512 June 8, 2020
Get the Doormug. Things you walk through.
by funkmasta98 May 30, 2009
Get the the doorsmug. by fluffyblud March 30, 2020
Get the doormug. best band ever! acid trip band from the 70s. Headed by a total fox jim morrison who sadly died from drugs. who cares cause he died a sexy legend!
by betty November 19, 2004
Get the the doorsmug. by defanitiongiverxoxo April 2, 2020
Get the doormug.