Duck Division

the duck division is a bunch of douche-bags that think they own newgrounds. they are often referred to as DD for short.

They spam it with their crap.
recently they have been submitting a video of terrorists cutting another guys head off - a lot of blood!

A: hey did you hear about that crappy submission on newgrounds about that guy getting his head cut off?

B: yeah

A:guess who submitted it

B: the duck division

A: yeah

by andale524 August 27, 2009

Wrong Division

1) The act of incorrectly splitting morphemes to create new affixes
2) "Long Division" in a Chinese Accent

1) "Chocoholic" is an example of wrong division, as one who is a chocoholic isn't addicted to chocohol.

2) The Asian lady had trouble with "wrong division." She often had a hard time finding the "collect" answer.

by scottchao October 7, 2010

time and relative dimensions in space

T.A.R.D.I.S. It refers to the Gallifreyan time and space travel capsule which is dimensionally transcendental (bigger on the inside). The most common example is the one used by the Gallifreyan Time Lord known as "The Doctor", that is permanently disguised as a 1960s police telephone box.

Susan: I made up the name TARDIS from the initials - Time And Relative Dimensions In Space.

by fortytwo42 July 16, 2014

Diversity

This is the latest empty buzzword popular with lefties and feminists. It means lets get rid of the white guys first. Then we will get rid of the colored ones. We will replace them all with white women and, if any openings are left, with a few colored ones.

Everybody benefits when business promotes diversity.

by Drunvahlo January 15, 2015

Diversity

Diversity=Really rich white folk won't live here.

"The neighborhood is wonderful and so full of Diversity!"
Response, "So you mean the white people are leaving?"

by yup2 April 23, 2011

third dimension

1. The depth or thickness of a real object.
2. A metaphor for LSD, at least in the minds of certain cartoonists.

"The third dimension is a theoretical realm of space and time in which the particles and dark matter of this parallel, alternate reality bends light to collide with the electrical charges of the subconscious mind. What is light becomes dark. What is dark becomes light. Some look into the third dimension and see nothingness; others believe they see the very face of God." - Fluffy Thing, Intermission in the Third Dimension

by lilzilla February 1, 2005

diversity

An old, old wooden ship that was used during the civil war era to deliver large supplies of puréed walnuts from the South to the North. The walnuts were used as a replacement for toilet paper, due to the wartime shortage. Despite the volitile relationship between the two countries at the time, the North figured that it was more important to have a clean ass than to place an embargo on the South's nut shipments. The South figured,"Hell, we need the money".

There have been complaints from the authorities about a lack of diversity in the News Room.

by Mr. Incredible January 12, 2005