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Certificate of Deposit

Euphimism for used toilet paper
by Anonymous September 24, 2003
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ddos

Distributed Denial of Service Attack (DDoS) Definition. A denial of service (DoS) attack is a malicious attempt to make a server or a network resource unavailable to users, usually by temporarily interrupting or suspending the services of a host connected to the Internet.
Anonymous frequently ddos websites they don't like.
by SpiderMan Woooosh March 1, 2015
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Philadelphia Deposit

The act of taking a shit in someone else's bathroom, not flushing, and waiting for the victim to follow the smell to the source of the problem.
After consuming 3 cheesesteaks, Bill hit the bachelor's bathroom with a huge Philadephia Deposit. The bachelor then followed the smell to the source of the problem and realized he had been the victim of a Philadelphia deposit. He immediately flushed the toilet, but the smell had already defused throughout the hotel room.
by Francois1980 January 20, 2009
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decoste

A male who is a great lover.
by Ebem August 8, 2019
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decosimo

one who uses mad banjo skills to take over the universe one planet at a time
That guy raped face on that banjo solo. He must be Mr. Decosimo.
by Alex Standefer January 4, 2008
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Deposit Rape

Deposit Rape occurs when a fuckhead slumlord usurps your deposit for no good reason (i.e. claiming you broke shit she/he should have fixed before you moved in).
Why bother cleaning the rug and spackeling the holes in the walls before moving out? My tightass landlady is for sure going to deposit rape me.
by suiolo April 25, 2011
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dènost

An intensely uneasy, slightly melancholy yet exhilarating feeling that sometimes arises when one deeply ponders the nature of being.
Late last night in his study, while sitting in a leather chair and staring off into the distance, Jacob thought of his birth; then he imagined the great tree of births of every one of his ancestors, then that of all of humanity, then that of all animals, then that of all matter; soon enough, he was intensely trying to visualize the Universe at its earliest state and, with irritation, could not do so at all; while reflecting on the mystery of that state, and the states preceding it, he experienced dènost and sighed deeply and slowly.
by La Pseudonym March 7, 2017
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