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Dad

The man who copulated with your mother to produce you. He is often the least appreciated parent (though not always), and most likely the one who puts food on the table (again, not always).
Dad: I'm HOME! *Is tired after working for assholes for 8 hours*

You: Sweet McDonalds! *Snatches food from dad without even a hello*
by Missus Cupcake February 8, 2013
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Dad

The guy who is always handy and will protect you no matter what. He is kind and caring, but tough enough to kill anyone who is messing with his daughter! And the guy who shall intimidate my first boyfriend....
"I will hunt you down if you hurt my daughter." -My Dad in the future.
by Unicorn01 January 15, 2014
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DADS

Word used to describe the repeated shits that you get the day after an evening of drinking to excess.

Stands for: Day After Drinking Shits

May also come with a delayed hangover or could creep upon you later in the day as delayed DADS.
Example:

Joe: "Hey Casey? Wanna come out boating with us?"

Casey: "No, I better not. I drank an ass load of all kinds of stuff last night, and I don't want to keep docking to run to the restroom. I've the DADS really bad dude."
by all4us August 19, 2009
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Dad

A person who leaves to "get milk" and never returns.
Person 1: "She was being totally clingy, so I just pulled a Dad and got outta there."
Person 2: "Wow, harsh."
by ghosttwat666 September 6, 2022
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Dad

My dad went to buy milk but never came back.
by macaronsuga October 18, 2020
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dad

by tomy1233 June 26, 2008
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dad

N, The better parent.

The person you can always go to when your mom is being Hitler and complaining about you for not doing your part around the house while you actually do more than she does.

He sits on the edge of your bed at night when he thinks you're asleep and rubs your forehead.

Someone who can whip your arse if you do something wrong, but doesn't go overboard with punishment. He makes you a better person.

The only name he will let you get tattooed on your body is his.

The most amazing person in the world.
ME: Dad, I love you.
DAD: I love you too.
by ashley:) January 9, 2009
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