A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as the ARE, not as they ought to be. Hence the custom among Scythians of plucking out a cynic's eyes to improve his vision.
I am a cynic. Ow! Ow! Those are my eyes1
by Zak May 3, 2003
Get the cynicmug. A sad fuck of a person who has given in to the human tendency towards weakness. They have let bad experiences lead them to believe that bad is all there is in the world; thus blidning them to the good. Cynics like to justify their misery by stating that cynicism is a more realistic belief. But believing that the world is entirely, or mostly, bad is no more realistic than assuming the opposite.
Cynic: Love never lasts, it's all fake!
Realist: Don't those old people who have been married for 50+ years sort of contradict that idea?
Realist: Don't those old people who have been married for 50+ years sort of contradict that idea?
by Anachi Williams October 25, 2008
Get the cynicmug. Me: "One time when you cross-trained Erin, she had gone outside and I asked you where she went. You said, 'Oh, she went out to smoke'. So, you have complained about people smoking before".
Joe: "I wasn't complaining. I was being cynical".
Joe: "I wasn't complaining. I was being cynical".
by Karen Stickney May 24, 2007
Get the cynicalmug. The #1 Minecraft Client. Made by Hippo(a.k.a IYoshiMC). It legit wacks ZeroGay, Sigma, and every anticheat on the planet.
by Asyc April 27, 2019
Get the Cynicalmug. by UrbanDicFacts June 1, 2019
Get the Cynicalmug. grumble grumble grumble waahh wahhh everything's got all these shit problems QQ grumble grumble waaahhhh QQ
by Magic Todd December 24, 2007
Get the cynicalmug. 