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customage

Referring to the service of a place or person
The customage of the cafe was excellent
by Mardie Rosich November 27, 2007
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CustomPayload

coolest mf who walks the earth and codes cool rat man
You are such a custompayload
I love people who are custompayload#
I'm rented to custompayload
by Xeltic February 13, 2023
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The customer is always right

A maxim in the retail industry wherein a customer is first priority. The sentence is a logical fallacy because it never assumes that a customer can lie, (They do. A lot.) have unrealistic expectations, (They do. A lot.) make ridiculous demands, (They do. A lot.) or even flat-out abuse the staff member in question just because. (They... Well, you get the idea.) As a result, this mindset has led to many, many, MANY instances of customers acting like entitled jackasses because they think it will get them what they want.
"The customer is always right?" More like, "The customer is usually a moron and an asshole."
by Intelligence001 February 22, 2020
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Customer

Not to beat a dead horse, but: myopic halfwit who runs the gamut of annoying from Limp Passivity to On Crack. Infamously fancies himself always right. All because of that stupid saying.
Customers are so stupid, sometimes I forget they have feelings.
by nothingsnecessary November 27, 2012
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customer

Some of the time, they can be very nice. Most of the time, unfortunately, they are pieces of shit that want you to bend the rules just for them. If they complain to your boss, don't bother telling your side of the story because you just can't win.
Customers make my work life horrible.
by Adrian January 7, 2009
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Customer Tool

A dumbfuck customer who asks stupid questions and wants to prank the waiter at a restaurant. They then wonder why the waiter looks at them as if they were fucked in the head.... The moral of the story... THE WAITER'S JOB IS TO BE RESPECTED!
Customer Tool 1: "Can you please see if you have diabeteic dessert?" (giggling to other douche bag tools at their table)

Customer Tool 2: Do you have a camera you can lend us?

Customer 3: Do you have a kid's playroom? (At a fine dining restaurant where the restaurant is not there for a child's entertainment- a park is across the road)

Waiter: I have to respect your jobs, so respect mine- BIATCH! Do I look like fuckin' Kodak?
by Snezzle July 8, 2010
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repeat customer

is a re-offender. someone who is not intelligent , keeps committing the same crimes. this repeat customer has purchased alot of services from the policy enforcement companys, jails, prisons, the BAR , and the courts.

a customer is a slippery fish to catch.
this is why the ''fish'' was drawn on john podestas hand and on the other hand a ''14''; for the National debt.
location of the debtor; the u.s. is a foreign corporation with respect to a state . the u.s. is located in the district of columbia. the usa is also an insolvent corporation (zombie) that has been continueing to operate. this is why it is important to get as many ''repeat customers'' into the system to make money off of them. and also to elimnate debt (14.4 National debtor citizen) anyone that is costing the corporation money is an unwanted expense, a liability , a threat to the financial well being of the u.s. . and that is terrifying. my friends this war is on humanity , so try not to be a customer, especially a repeat customer nor a debt, cuz thats a threat , and that is terryfying; and the war on terror (humanity) (anyone that costs and does not make money more that they consume ,,, is on the kill list
''repeat customers'' into the system to make money off of them. and also to elimnate debt (14.4 National debtor citizen) anyone that is costing the corporation money is an unwanted expense, a liability , a threat to the financial well being of the u.s. . and that is terrifying. my friends this war is on humanity , so try not to be a customer, especially a repeat customer nor a debt, cuz thats a threat , and that is terryfying; and the war on terror (humanity) (anyone that costs and does not make money more that they consume ,,, is on the kill list
by Russiagates Semantics September 8, 2021
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