just curious

used when someone feels a strong need to know a piece of information about someone/something, but doesn't want to seem like they've been thinking about the person/event/etc. for the past hour or year

Girl: "Do you like girls by the way? Just curious lol"
friend she probably has a crush on: "Actually no lol"

by My crush is straight :/ December 15, 2016

curiosity killed the cat

An expression some guy I used to hu with would say. Implying that curiosity can hurt you....he was weird guy.

Tod: isn’t she a freshly? how old is she?
Z: Ya know what they say, curiosity killed the cat.

by kickrocks August 16, 2020

Curinate

When you always and only use the men's public bathroom stalls to urinate as opposed to using the urinals.

"I don't like pissing while standing next to dudes looking at my wang so instead I curinate."

by Slythefox June 2, 2008

the turtles are getting curious

The phrase "The Turtles are getting Curious" means that you are currently holding in a shit that feels like one of the logs is poking its head out of your ass like a turtle does with its shell.

"Man, the turtles are getting curious, its poppin' its head out. I can't hold this *borrence* much longer."

by Diego August 10, 2003

Curious Tarzan

When a man's penis is poking out of his underwear and his partner performs oral sex on him with a mashed up banana in their mouth.

Bernie picked up some bananas at the grocery store last night so I could give him a Curious Tarzan.

by TheOriginalDoc April 23, 2015

curious stranger

An act performed by a sexually curious male that involves the use of a topical numbing agent. The curious subject beats his meat until it has become engorged with blood and is hard and stiff as a board. The subject then applies a generous amount of topical numbing agent to their engorged penis. Once the numbing agent has taken full effect, the subject proceeds to feel, fondle, and beat that numb dick until climax! The sensation that is felt by the subject is that equivalent to jerking off another man’s dick to completion. Ideally this would be the “try it first” part of entering into a homosexual or bisexual lifestyle as there is no risk of disease or commitment.

Wow bro, I am defiantly gay! Last night’s curious stranger was awesome, I really liked the feel of that fatty in my hand and being able to control the the nut!

by Wett noodle August 31, 2022

curmounger

Like a curmudgeon, but young in age; a portmanteau of "curmudgeon" and "younger".

The two cur- groups are distinguished out of the human population by the stance that nothing is good enough, but they are distinguished from each other by nuances in this position. While the curmudgeon will assert that nothing is as good as it was, the curmounger will assert that nothing is as good as it should be.

In the curmounger, the habits and characteristics of a curmudgeon will be translated into more age- and generation-appropriate versions. E.g instead of saying "back in my day...", a curmounger will say "if you knew what you were doing..."; instead of sitting at home in front of the TV for long periods of time, a curmounger will spend time on their phone at the cafe of an 'grammable location.

There is a possibility for a brief period of contentment in a curmounger's life as they transition from curmounger to curmudgeon, but generally these individuals grow nostalgic for the past without ever actually enjoying themselves in the present.

"My sister's kid is a total curmounger. There isn't one right in the theme park that he won't roll his eyes at."

"Thanksgiving is a battle of the generations as the curmudgeons quote Fox News headlines and the curmoungers fire back with MSNBC sound bites."

by stomps December 15, 2019