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Leroy was trying to get freaky with me but I curbed him.
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Cerberus

An organisation in the Mass Effect Universe. Known for it's anti-alien and supposedly pro-human policies. Headed by an individual known only as The Illusive Man (real name Jack Harper).

It claims to promote purely human interests to give Humanity it's "Rightful" place in the galaxy. Also termed a Human Supremacist organisation. Is infamous for terrorism on a galactic scale against all non-humans as well as for unethical scientific experiments and dangerous research.

Cerberus supports the principle that any methods of advancing humanity's ascension are entirely justified, including illegal or dangerous experimentation, terrorist activities, sabotage and assassination. Cerberus operatives accept that these methods are brutal, but believe history will vindicate them.

Cerberus is one of the many enemies the player will face when playing the first and third games in the Mass Effect series. Curiously, they aid the player in the second game.

This organistaion maintains it's secrecy through a number of fronts, including political parties, aerospace industries, electronics corporations, charitable interests, etc. to cover up it's more questionable activities. Is believed to be enormously well-funded, normally through these front corporations as well as from wealthy human benefactors sympathetic to it's ideals.

They are easily recognizable by their white-yellow-black armour and uniforms, as well as their diamond-like logo.
- "Cerberus IS humanity! Strength for Cerberus is strength for every human!" = The Illusive Man
- "Our goal is the advancement and preservation of humanity. Nothing more, nothing less." = Miranda Lawson, Cerberus Officer
- "Earth first!" - Terra Firma Party, a front organisation for Cerberus
- "I need a better reason than 'It has scales' to go kill something." - Unknown Human criticizing Cerberus methods
by Logical Fellow May 22, 2013
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Cuber

Someone who can consistently solve a rubik's cube.
Some whiner complained that speedcuber contained a link to the above definition when that's not what it meant in context - why not add the definition you want instead of complaining?
by Random832 January 5, 2005
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Cerberus

The three headed dog that guards the gates of hell.
Fear the wrath of Cerberus.
by 13 March 26, 2003
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Cumberbum

Cumberbum consists of two or more males, all completely heterosexual, each with a giant pickling cucumber. The object is to insert said cucumber into the opponents rectum. The opponent with the cucumber in said rectum then loses the contest. The winner becomes the cumberking. The loser is the cumberbum. It is considered in some cultures the ultimate test of manhood because failure is not an option. Death usually comes before the cucumber is inserted. As an additional insult, the cumberbum is sometimes forced to eat the cucumber out of his rectum.
I AM THE CUMBERKING" "My rectum hurts, I am the cumberbum.
by The Cumberking May 2, 2011
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Non Cuber

A person that doesn't understand the knowledge of a Rubik's Cube.
Non Cuber Encounter Examples!

Non-Cuber: Is that a 10x10?
Cuber: No, it's an 11x11, non cuber.

Non-Cuber: Woah, is that a 4 cube?
Cuber: It's a 2x2, dumbass.

Non-Cuber: I have a friend that can solve that in 3 seconds
Cuber: Go die.

Non-Cuber: 2X2's are easy!
Cuber: *scrambles* Give it a shot.
Non-Cuber: *Looks at cube* Cheater!

Cuber: *pulls out lube*
Non-Cuber: is dat milk?

Non-Cuber: I just peel off the stickers

Non-Cuber: Just take it apart and put it back together!

Non-Cuber: Just use a rubik's brand

Non-Cuber: Can't you just get that at a dollar store?
by xSlxshii May 6, 2017
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Cumberbreak

When one has to stop what they are doing to pleasure themselves because of the infinite sexiness of Benedict Cumberbatch.
"I was watching Sherlock last night and just had to take a Cumberbreak!"
by littlebadwolf August 24, 2011
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