Non Cuber Encounter Examples!

Non-Cuber: Is that a 10x10?
Cuber: No, it's an 11x11, non cuber.

Non-Cuber: Woah, is that a 4 cube?
Cuber: It's a 2x2, dumbass.

Non-Cuber: I have a friend that can solve that in 3 seconds
Cuber: Go die.

Non-Cuber: 2X2's are easy!
Cuber: *scrambles* Give it a shot.
Non-Cuber: *Looks at cube* Cheater!

Cuber: *pulls out lube*
Non-Cuber: is dat milk?

Non-Cuber: I just peel off the stickers

Non-Cuber: Just take it apart and put it back together!

Non-Cuber: Just use a rubik's brand

Non-Cuber: Can't you just get that at a dollar store?

I've been jabbed

Person 1: Can I see your cube?
Person 2: No, you non-cuber!