German Monkey Contraption

suspenders or any contraption to hold up the pants.

Hitler: I like the juice.
Rachel: thanks, their German Monkey Contraptions

by TwoFlamingFlamingos June 6, 2018

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1962 Van Euhton contraption

The 1962 Van Euhton contraption is torture bed layout with poisoned spikes and small footrest with hot coal under it. The fist level of torture for this is putting a chocker made of small bits of lead in the person's mouth. The second is inserting a small slit in the stomach and sticking a queen bee and we're the other bee's from the said queens Hive will go inside. The third is using a torch and lighting the eyes on fire. Then the person will die painfully and slowly

"Hey Jim how long have you put Richard on the 1962 Van Euhton contraption?"

by Grugmoment1999 January 16, 2020

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nut-butt contraption

a machine with a metal pipe connecting your wee-wee tip to your rectum. So when the operator of the machine ejaculates, all the semen funnels into his asshole in the hope of making the operator pregnant.

Rick: "Did you know Steve had a baby even though he's a man?"
Nick: "Yeah I heard he used a nut-butt contraption to make that happen."
Rick: "Damn, well how about that."

by the all-knowing boof May 24, 2023

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Cuntception

(cun-ˈtsep-shən)

Trickery used when trying to woo a female into sleeping with you.

She plays hard to get, but with a little cuntception, shell be squirting in my face in no time!

by qinsanep March 20, 2015

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cuntactionist

The act of being a cunt.

You are such a cuntactionist for bangin my sister and never calling her.

This word is hard to use in a sentance, but it defines anyone who acts in a cuntish way.

by arewedone?? April 1, 2015

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