A self-indulgent, ball-crushing beast of a woman, who sucks the life out of relationships, and is built like an Idaho potato wearing a cheap wig.
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Somebody who is both a cuntster and a trickster in the highest degree. Half slutty and half tricky, the Oliver Cuntster enjoys playing pranks and sleeping with guys
Person 1:Hey did you hear about Dave yesterday, he slept with Andrew after covering him in whipped cream.
Person 2: Yeah, well you know, Dave is truly an Oliver Cuntster.
Person 2: Yeah, well you know, Dave is truly an Oliver Cuntster.
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kru^ngk mas-ter, kru^ngk mah-ster
1. a person with the ability or power to reach a point of inebriation beyond the point of recognition
2. one who facilitates a binge drinking session
3. Lil' Jon
kru^ngk mas-ter, kru^ngk mah-ster
1. a person with the ability or power to reach a point of inebriation beyond the point of recognition
2. one who facilitates a binge drinking session
3. Lil' Jon
Dude, did you see Peter Frampton at TGI Fridays last night? He was being such a crunkmaster, that he tried sticking his dick in the mashed potatoes.
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Get the crunkmaster mug.An unrecognized unit of measurement, which contains both metric and imperial units of measurement. It is the product of 2 or more measurements with a stronger relation to expressions with more than 2 units, because after 2 measurements people sometimes forget to check the units, assuming all the units to be the same.
The cuntmeter is used because of complete lack of interest in converting units, and/or the resulting answer. Problems most likely to use cuntmeters typically come from textbook questions, but can be used in any aspect of life. The product doesn't really matter, because if it did, the corresponding units would have been calculated from the beginning.
If in fact the answer DID matter, the person recording the measurements would have to really be a big greasy cunt to record them all in different units. Even if the measurements came from different sources, they should have been converted into a standard unit. Thus, the cuntmeter is born.
The cuntmeter is used because of complete lack of interest in converting units, and/or the resulting answer. Problems most likely to use cuntmeters typically come from textbook questions, but can be used in any aspect of life. The product doesn't really matter, because if it did, the corresponding units would have been calculated from the beginning.
If in fact the answer DID matter, the person recording the measurements would have to really be a big greasy cunt to record them all in different units. Even if the measurements came from different sources, they should have been converted into a standard unit. Thus, the cuntmeter is born.
The surface area of a cube with sides measuring 3.75 in. by 26.3 cm by 2.24 ft is about 332 cuntmeters squared.
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