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cuntmelon

cuntmelon is basically a fuckboi+an asshole+a disrespectful close minded arrogant little cunt

sums up this generation of kids
So I was walking down the hallway, and this cuntmelon from yesterday tried talking to me. asshole cunt douche bag
by lolololololhiguys November 12, 2015
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Cuntmeleon

An unlikable person who changes his/her interests based on who they are with.
(Hybrid word formed by joining cunt and chameleon together.)
Wow Melissa! You once said you hated raquette ball, quit being such a cuntmeleon!
by Quality_Control April 16, 2009
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cuntmeister

what a complete cuntmeister.
by backsacandcrack December 18, 2010
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cuntmeters

An unrecognized unit of measurement, which contains both metric and imperial units of measurement. It is the product of 2 or more measurements with a stronger relation to expressions with more than 2 units, because after 2 measurements people sometimes forget to check the units, assuming all the units to be the same.

The cuntmeter is used because of complete lack of interest in converting units, and/or the resulting answer. Problems most likely to use cuntmeters typically come from textbook questions, but can be used in any aspect of life. The product doesn't really matter, because if it did, the corresponding units would have been calculated from the beginning.

If in fact the answer DID matter, the person recording the measurements would have to really be a big greasy cunt to record them all in different units. Even if the measurements came from different sources, they should have been converted into a standard unit. Thus, the cuntmeter is born.
The surface area of a cube with sides measuring 3.75 in. by 26.3 cm by 2.24 ft is about 332 cuntmeters squared.
by Godsninja November 2, 2013
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Cuntmeleon

When a woman acts nice and friendly to your face but is a lying, conniving cunt behind your back.
I used to think Marie was pretty chill but turns out she's a cuntmeleon after I heard about that shit she said about me.
by O Juan January 14, 2017
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Cuntmedian

When someone is roasting you and you really think they are a cunt for it but they are so funny you have to laugh.
Man he was really roasting me heavy he is a Cuntmedian
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