cuntuntery

the act of being a cunt.

Autie, stop this cuntuntery.

I'm tired of all this mother fuckin cuntuntery on this mother fuckin plane!

Stop this cuntuntery, just suck my cock already.

by ScullyscoliosisTM May 14, 2008

conjunck

the guy in front of you in the movie theater who has a laser pointer and keeps pointing it at the movie screen (Ahem, Head Of State guy/girl)

That idiot at the movie theater was a conjunck.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

conjungtriation

noun. 1. The act of conjungtriating
2. A trio of people who conjungtriate

Tarro Mat and I have formed a conjungtriation, where i now laugh like Mat, Tarro spekas like me, and Mat does all the dumb things I do

by wonderfool December 1, 2003

Cumjunktavitis

When a guy cums in your eye making it all red and swollen.

That dude caused me to have cumjunktavitis after he nutted in my eye.

I will need to see the doctor due to the cumjunktavitis I now have due to the rude actions of you shooting your wad in my eye.

by Wawa1971 June 18, 2011

Conjunctivitis

Justin biebers eye

When your eye swells like biebers you will have conjunctivitis

by Vickstar2017 May 23, 2017

Conjunkulous

When someone tries to con off their junk for an inflated price in order to make a quick buck. This action makes those who are buying suspicious of their offer.

Jannis is trying to sell off her one-wheeled wheelchair, seems pretty conjunkulous if you ask me.

by TKinfinity July 13, 2019

conjunctioner

An rare and extremely elite sorcerer that has spent most of his/her life practicing the occult arts and has become bestowed and gifted beyond that of all other magicians and sorcerers. These few are so skilled and powerful that they can create/destroy entire galaxies and cause inner stellar cataclisms of epic proportions. Their magical powers are limitless as they are like Gods. They have walked The Thousand Moons and have drank from The Black River of The Mother Godess.

"The conjuctioner exploded a star to show skeptics his unbound might!"

by E April 5, 2005