Gray Candy

A term that assholes use to describe the pleasure of someone else's pain.

"Why are you laughing Jack?"
"Oh, pestering Monica is such a gray candy!"

by juggaloo July 4, 2016

candy van

The premiere way to attract and abduct children.

Hey little girl, get into my candy van!

by JDW May 3, 2005

candy beans

A favorite candy of the Bluth family in the show arrested development. It is unclear whether they are more similar to jelly beans or the hard-shelled Boston Baked Beans.

Stan Sitwell's fake eyebrow falls into the candy bowl.
STAN- "That's ok, I have a spare."
GOB- "I hope you have a spare bowl of candy beans!"

by abigator85 December 1, 2006

candy rapper

a person who freestyles but only with prewritten rhymes or reads a rhyme out loud during a freestyle battle.

Deshaun: I heard lil Janky Pee Hands killed it last night.

Lamichael: All hype. He just a candy rapper.

by Courtneyakaxxxpage August 22, 2011

Candy Paint

An automotive finish. Consists of a base coat (usually metallic, with small to large metallic flakes), followed by the 'candy', which is followed by a clear coat.

The candy is a translucent color coat, which is either a specialty candy paint or a clear-coat paint tinted with dye.

The final color and darkness of the finish depends on the color and darkness of the basecoat, the amount of tint in the candy coat, and the number of candy coats applied.

Candy paint requires a lot of sanding and is very labor intensive. It also requires a skilled painter to get a consistent color, as any variation in the thickness of the candy paint will appear as streaks or dark/light patches in the final finish. Due to this, candy paint is usually very expensive.

Translucent, wet-look paint, such as in Fast and Furious or on some show cars. Candy paint.

by Eduardo Jones the Third October 18, 2008

candy mountain

It's a land of joy....and joyness,and it fills me with sweet sugary goodness!

Charlie and I are going to candy mountain!

by wowowowowowowwoooooooo June 20, 2007

candymandering

When poor kids trick or treat in rich neighborhoods.

Did you see all the broke-ass kids scooping up the full size candy bars in Palm View? Man, the Candymandering is out of control!

by Sparty911 October 22, 2017