cumsterbate

The act of using ones semen as a lubricant for genital or anal stimulation.

I want you to cumsterbate with me!

Do you wanna cumsterbate?
I just cumsterbated.
Sorry I can't come to the phone right now, I'm cumsterbating.

by DerBearr_ November 24, 2015

Cumpster

The Word "cumpster' is a term for a slut.Cumpster is like the dumpster because the slut is a dumpster of cum

That bitch is a cumpster.

by im the cumpster September 8, 2018

Cumtastic

When you think someone is fantastic to the point of wanting to cum in them

Dawg melissa is cumtastic bro

by Lil_nando June 3, 2020

Cuntster

A self-indulgent, ball-crushing beast of a woman who sucks the life out of relationships, and is built like an Idaho potato with a cheap wig.

"That Cuntster thinks she's a badass, but she's an over-inflated, windy gash."

by PurpleTantrum August 25, 2020

cumtainer

a container that is stored with cum you can always use just in case you run out. It’s like having your very own sperm bank

damn so I heard you can’t have kids anymore.

Nah it’s fine I can always impregnate my wife with my cumtainer

by thatguy_755 March 2, 2021

Cumtastic

When someone or something is both fantastic and delicious or fantastic and orgasmic. Cumtastic! Can quite literally be used during any conversation, but I find I use it the most when trying to emphasize how good food is or how delicious someone looks or makes me feel.

1; Did you see how good Morgan looked today? Mmm very cumtastic!

2; I had THE best chicken and waffles the other day, they were absolutely cumtastic.

3; I love how I can just be myself with her and tell her anything. Being able to be open with someone like that is cumtastic.

by The Top Bruh August 1, 2021

cumtainer

It is said of the person swallowing a large amount of cum directly coming from a virile member so large and long (e.g. cocktimus prime) that the only alternative to not swallowing it would end up being suffocation.

Last night, at the office, I had to workplay so hard! When Jessica offered to help me I ended up using her as my cumtainer. She almost suffocated.

by LCFO December 9, 2021