cumtato

The result of being horny, hungry and lonely. Step one - fuck a potato. Step two - apply man mayonnaise. Step three - serve and enjoy.

"Dude I'm so hungry and horny, but I don't have time for both"
"Dude. Make a cumtato"

by Rocky Hardon June 28, 2017

Cumtart

When you ejaculate a massive load on someone in a repeating linear pattern to form a perfectly large rectangular patch, then top it off with sprinkles, similar to the frosting of the well known American snack Poptarts.

Guy 1: Dude, after not seeing her for the last month, I can't wait to Cumtart my girlfriend when she gets back from study abroad.

Guy 2: Totally bro, last week I put a bowl of sprinkles on the night stand and when i was about to cum, I asked my GF to pass the sprinkles and yelled "1 Cumtart coming up" while i busted on her and threw a fist of sprinkles all over her stomach.

by MKD-kirn February 22, 2021

Cumtober

The season of slpooging all over little children and old people in retirement homes. People also like to consume the sploog on the night of cumtober.

- I can't wait for cumtober so me and granny can have fun later

by Taslang August 30, 2022

Cumture

The act of cumming on a woman’s gums after she pullers her dentures out creating a set of cum dentures

Rudy sure gave Betty white a cumture

by Cumguzzler92648 December 31, 2022

human cumtipede

A gay orgy party with a bunch of dudes lining up and sticking their dicks forming a shape like a centipede.

Quan:'Me and some of my guy friends did the human cumtipede, pretty dank.'
Sharkisha:'What the fuck.'

by urbanhobolube June 25, 2016

cumtrap

A term used to describe one's mouth.

"Shut yer fuckin cumtrap, you back-ally crackwhore!"

by chickanlover December 10, 2008

cumtruck

One who is so accepting of penis that it warrents an association with a powerful truck.

David is a huge cumtruck.

by Justin January 27, 2004